toddlerist 

And child, typically between ages 1-3 that goes from happy go lucky to a crazed lunatic in a matter of seconds.

"Not going to be able to meet you at the playground, the toddlerist and I are in a standoff about how many more bites of his peanut butter sandwich he must eat...."

toddlerist by jshsahm July 30, 2012

toddlebrity 

A Toddlebrity is a toddler or child star with over 50,000 social media followers on twitter, facebook or instagram. Also known as a celebrity toddler.

That Lennon River with his 300,000+ twitter followers is too busy being a toddlebrity to follow us back.

toddlebrity by Tiffani Thiessen February 21, 2018

Toddlers Socks 

Tits that look like a toddlers socks

Small empty and dangling

Usually belonging to a skinny mom with a few kids

She had tits like a toddlers socks

Toddlers Socks by Working Class Hero December 4, 2020

Toddlers and Tiaras

A show about mothers who never really got to live there childhood the way they wanted, so instead they live theyre lives thorugh their daughters by dressing them up like complete tools and sluts

Toddlers and Tiaras is a horrible show.

Toddlers and Tiaras by ThatGuyWithTheGlasses111 October 26, 2011

Toddlertwt 

Derogatory term on Twitter that describes people who enjoy harmless interests such as children’s cartoons, certain Roblox games, and anything associated with young people.

User A: Bluey is such a good show!

User B: Toddlertwt wildin

Toddlertwt by tomatotown April 10, 2023

toddlerection 

The erection of a young boy who has yet to enter puberty. Not sexual in nature, and completely normal.

Little Jack's mom was worried when she spotted his toddlerection when giving him a bath, but after she researched on the web she realized it was completely normal.

toddlerection by W00glin December 16, 2008

toddlers and tiaras

A TLC and DMAX show about moms who aren't happy with letting their kids be kids so they dress them up, slap makeup on their faces and throw them out in front of an audience so they can be judged on how "beautiful" they look in a swimsuit clearly designed for a 20-year-old. This process generally creates bratty but adorable divas like Makenzie and Eden, and makes a very addictive TV show.

Did you see that mother who dressed her two-year-old as a prostitute on toddlers and tiaras?

toddlers and tiaras by lilmisstomlinson23 April 11, 2013