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todlerist 

Any child age 3 and under because all toddlers are terrorists
I can't handle my kid today, she's being a total todlerist!
todlerist by Cossen September 22, 2016
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Todlebrity 

A Todlebrity is a toddler or child star with over 50,000 social media followers on twitter, facebook or instagram. Also known as a celebrity toddler.
That Lennon River with his 300,000+ twitter followers is too [busy being a todlebrity to follow us back.

tolerast 

a mix of `tolerant` and `pederast`, hyper tolerant person, who will sacrifice all of his beliefs just to avoid being thought of as `intollerant`. He'd rather let himself to be fucked in the ass than do or say something that is even remotely `intollerant`

used mostly in russian informal speech, along with copyrast
When a black guy works at Starbucks and one hesitates to ask him for `black coffee`

- Western society is filled with tolerasts and copyrasts.
tolerast by tonny_d August 6, 2012

Toolurist 

A tourist who attempts, but fails, to blend with the people of the city they are visiting.

Faking you're from a city that you're not from just won't work.
See that guy with the cowboy hat? I just heard him speak, and he's got a Jersey accent. What a toolurist.
Toolurist by Minimcbeef June 26, 2010

torrerist 

One who hogs shared internet bandwidth by downloading torrents.
Jack has become a torrerist by downloading 10 movie torrents everyday while the others struggle to load up sites.
torrerist by echo77 October 20, 2008

toddlerist 

And child, typically between ages 1-3 that goes from happy go lucky to a crazed lunatic in a matter of seconds.
"Not going to be able to meet you at the playground, the toddlerist and I are in a standoff about how many more bites of his peanut butter sandwich he must eat...."
toddlerist by jshsahm July 30, 2012

Toddlerism 

When a child between the ages of 1-3 is being a complete shit head. Pushing boundaries and throwing fits.
Toddlerism, when will you end?

I'm getting really fed up with this toddlerism.

Toddlerism at its finest.
Toddlerism by Mommyneedsadrink February 25, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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