toddlerish 

where someone acts like a toddler

wow matthew was so toddlerish on skype

toddlerish by Daddy Derek Savage July 22, 2016

Toddlers Socks 

Tits that look like a toddlers socks

Small empty and dangling

Usually belonging to a skinny mom with a few kids

She had tits like a toddlers socks

Toddlers Socks by Working Class Hero December 4, 2020

Toddlish 

The language that toddlers speak, which resembles English, but is much cuter.

Toddler: I hungie, Mama. Whas in da fridger-fridger da eat?

Mama's Friend: What did he say?

Mama: He said that he's hungry and he wants to know what we have in the refrigerator to eat. It's okay. I speak fluent Toddlish.

Toddlish by werdyab February 14, 2012

Toddlers and Tiaras

A show about mothers who never really got to live there childhood the way they wanted, so instead they live theyre lives thorugh their daughters by dressing them up like complete tools and sluts

Toddlers and Tiaras is a horrible show.

Toddlers and Tiaras by ThatGuyWithTheGlasses111 October 26, 2011

toddlerist 

And child, typically between ages 1-3 that goes from happy go lucky to a crazed lunatic in a matter of seconds.

"Not going to be able to meet you at the playground, the toddlerist and I are in a standoff about how many more bites of his peanut butter sandwich he must eat...."

toddlerist by jshsahm July 30, 2012

toddlers and tiaras

A TLC and DMAX show about moms who aren't happy with letting their kids be kids so they dress them up, slap makeup on their faces and throw them out in front of an audience so they can be judged on how "beautiful" they look in a swimsuit clearly designed for a 20-year-old. This process generally creates bratty but adorable divas like Makenzie and Eden, and makes a very addictive TV show.

Did you see that mother who dressed her two-year-old as a prostitute on toddlers and tiaras?

toddlers and tiaras by lilmisstomlinson23 April 11, 2013

Toddlers and Tiaras

A reality TV show on TLC where parents dress their children up as sluts, making them wear more make up than some adults. Most mothers force their daughter to do these pageants and they live through their daughter. 90% of mothers on that show are fat or ugly, sometimes both. Over all it's a great show and rather addicting.

Yesturday Toddlers and Tiaras yesturday, Eden got second place and cried. She's still cute.

Toddlers and Tiaras by Team Eden August 23, 2011