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a real cutie, the best human ever lived but has many flaws on the inside he will develop towards good things in the future
hey i am tobbert
wow hope you feel better soon
tobbert by odinintratuin May 12, 2020
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The most amazing family name in earth. They are caring, intelligent, and social. If you find a Tolbert snatch them up and keep them forever, you won't regret it!
Bennett : Yo I saw that saw that Tolbert girl today, and she was a cutieeeee

Jason: Didn't you hear... we're together , so back off
tolbert by Babydinosaur13 May 15, 2018
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Mike Tolbert 

To swoop in and take the glory/achievement from a teammate or ally after they did all the work
Phillip: Man, Mike Tolbert just ran 1 yard for a TD after Ryan Matthews ran for 99 yards.
Rivers: What a Mike Tolbert!
Mike Tolbert by Tdugg November 6, 2011
A tobber is when you rip off a piece of tobacco and put it in a p shaft then smoking it through a bong. It gives you a head rush.
“I can’t believe you just ripped that fat tobber!”
Tobber by Avacadomh October 23, 2018

Jonathan Tolbert 

That English teacher which seems nice at the beginning of the year, but only gets progressively worse as the year continues
Student 1: I got Jonathan Tolbert as my English I teacher, I can’t wait to get in class
Student 2: You don’t know what you are saying yet
Jonathan Tolbert by TheDirp February 18, 2022
an insult used to describe someone who is generally very stupid, a cross between a tosser and a nobber
Jim: Seen that bloke over there?
Matt: Yeah. He's a complete cunting tobber
tobber by Loulamoth July 17, 2009

toblertopp 

A simp
Someone who plays minecraft hardcore
Needs help
Woah toblertopp is online playing minecraft as per
toblertopp by Simpbeforelimps January 2, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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