Torbert 

Someone who fucks up everything they touch but refuses to take any of the blame for it.

Jack forgot to bring the tickets with him to the concert, and tried to blame it on his girlfriend for not putting them in his jacket. He is a real Torbert like that.

Torbert by Yedohw January 30, 2023

Torbert 

A group of monkeys being racist towards each other.

Mommy look it’s torbert

Torbert by BigDickDaddyboi March 28, 2022

jim torbett

The person that committed the sexual acts @ Celtic Boys Club. Jock Stein knew about his devious ways and did nothing to prevent him from carrying on. Rangers fans - 'Big Jock Knew'

Who touched all the boys? Jim Torbett

jim torbett by Jim Torbett February 28, 2015

tolbert 

The most amazing family name in earth. They are caring, intelligent, and social. If you find a Tolbert snatch them up and keep them forever, you won't regret it!

Bennett : Yo I saw that saw that Tolbert girl today, and she was a cutieeeee

Jason: Didn't you hear... we're together , so back off

tolbert by Babydinosaur13 May 15, 2018

Thorbert 

A very interesting person. He studies and plays a lot. Doesn't recognize personal space. Flirts every time he sees someone. Might seem normal from the outside but sooner or later you will finally discover his true self. His name contains a Thor but it doesn't mean he can produce thunder. Naturally smart, that kind of kid your parents will compare you against. He is also that type of friend that will correct you every single time (with a good intention). A vegetarian who doesn't eat meat.

Thorbert is starting to flirt again.

Thorbert by Anjayani March 30, 2021

Torbetted 

A young male catholic that has been anally abused has been TORBETTED.

When seeing a young catholic male walking funnily, one may exclaim: "Look at the way that guy is walking - he must have been TORBETTED".

Torbetted by Craig HK November 30, 2006

Mike Tolbert 

To swoop in and take the glory/achievement from a teammate or ally after they did all the work

Phillip: Man, Mike Tolbert just ran 1 yard for a TD after Ryan Matthews ran for 99 yards.
Rivers: What a Mike Tolbert!

Mike Tolbert by Tdugg November 6, 2011