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A god dog, often times confused as jesus christ. Fastest, strongest, coolest dog evere.
Stranger1: yo why that dog be so god like
Stranger2: oh my bonkers thats just tobert sorry bud.
Tobert by DadComeBack April 14, 2021
Words you can keep
A person that is acting in such a way as a rat. Meaning weirdo, strange, goofy, silly, dumb.
“You’re such a tobert”
Tobert by Sejj March 29, 2024
Related Words
Tobert tober Toberlone Tobet tuberty Torbert Twoberty Tabert taberta tibert
A person or circumstance that is annoying, irritating, odd, or funny. Often used in a playful, warmhearted or affectionate way.

Synonyms- silly, goofy, rat
Stop being such a tobert
Tobert by ontheroadagain March 29, 2024

Tobetelogi

Extremely hot :heart_eyes: and the best admin in the Onion Wonderland - carries all attributes of Tobias and fucks everyone's mothers (can unfuck for special circumstances)
Tobetelogi is hot. - Sub
I know right? - Joe
Tobetelogi by notSub July 1, 2021
This is a wee loyalist town in county Londonderry with two brilliant shops and a wee proddy bar on the corner! It also boasts a reasonably good football team: Tobermore United
I went out for a drink in Tobermore last night
tobermore by Maud the prod December 7, 2014
The most amazing family name in earth. They are caring, intelligent, and social. If you find a Tolbert snatch them up and keep them forever, you won't regret it!
Bennett : Yo I saw that saw that Tolbert girl today, and she was a cutieeeee

Jason: Didn't you hear... we're together , so back off
tolbert by Babydinosaur13 May 15, 2018
An incredibly killer pun of great genius on the word 'totally'. Product of alcohol.
"You toberli love him!!!"

"I toberli love life"

e.t.c e.t.c.
Toberli by Medieval Gal January 9, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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