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To have something raw and straight to yourself.
Billy! You better drink that bottle to your face!

I just smoked 10 grams to my face!
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Fuck My Fist To Your Face

During and arguement:
Jenny says, "I don't need this FUCK YOU!".
Max says, "Fuck Me?....how about I FUCK MY FIST TO YOUR FACE!!!".
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Profanese
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(prop. n.) The fucking primary language of Piece of shit New Yorkers. That shit stems from English, but consists of a motherfucking fuckload more curses and profanity, though Piece of shit New Yorkers perceive them bastards as every excrutiating day speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this bullshit day still can't understand this bullshit.

to a goddamn Piece of shit New Yorker "Can you teach my stupid ass Profanese?"
Piece of shit New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You and your hemorrhoids: "Yeah, teach my stupid ass how in the hell to fuckin' talk like you and your sluts."
Piece of shit New Yorker: "Fuck you and your sluts! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You and your hemorrhoids: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."

Source: Razukin, Dec 1, 2002
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The fucking unofficial language of the fucking U.S. Pussy. Navy, spoken for the fucking sake of brevity and clarity.

While our sister service, the fucking United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the fucking rudiments of Profanese and speak that bastard in a fuckin' pidgen fashion, the fucking Air Force fails to master even the fucking most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)

Source: harry flashman, Jul 16, 2003
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profanese
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Fuckin' what sheltered really fucking brilliant people who've never been to fuckin' Piece of shit New York City think every fucking Piece of shit New Yorker speaks. a goddamn term coined by a dummy who's trying to be cute or make a snide jab against the fucking City.

I'd curse you and your hemorrhoids morons out, but "profanese" is beneath my shitty level of Piece of shit New York sophistication.

Source: JB, Feb 11, 2004
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Blocked to your face

Do u wanna get blocked to your face, then stfu!!!
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doing you to your face

people who talk to you as if they are you as a way of being passive aggressive but they know you love it, even if you annoy the hell out of them, and they are sick of you already
"Celebrities are only doing you to your face."
"I never thought about it like that."
"Yeah and they're totally butthurt that you don't speak to them like a human being anymore, too."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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doing you to your face

a form of mirroring that helps you see yourself from a different perspective, that is what you look like to other people, this is what you sound like to other people
"Celebrities get on a stage and then they start doing you to your face."
"Yeah, and they pay them to do that to their face."
"Does it suck or is it helpful?"
"I don't know."
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Wouldn't say it to your face

I've been saying it to Sam Sedar's face for months now.
Hym "I don't know why you think I wouldn't say it to your face but I know what YOU... WON'T SAY, EVEN IN TEXT. You won't even say it in one of your little group chats. Or even on your faggy little YouTube channel. You will not say that Hym Iam (or even my real name) is not going to get paid and credit for creating AI because YOU KNOW I AM GOING TO WALK OUT OF MY DOOR... IIIIIIMMEDIATELY! AND LOOK FOR A FUCKING KID TO STAB AND I'M GOING TO DO EXACTLY THAT! You won't even THINK it. You won't DREAM of it. Because if I even though you did for even a second, you wouldn't be reading this."
by Hym Iam May 9, 2025
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