94 definitions by Vita Smart
people who pretend to be your mother as an act of sarcasm because they can't smack the shit out of you because that might get them arrested
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
any and every woman who walks around with the same clothing, hairstyle, husband, jewelry, house, job, possessions, kids, degree, and mannerisms as your mom
"I was just doing your mom"
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
any and every person on earth who does anything that looks, feels, or sounds just like your mother does it
"I was just doing your mom"
"Damn baby, that's sexy. Could you go do that over there, please?"
"Sure babe, thanks!"
"Damn baby, that's sexy. Could you go do that over there, please?"
"Sure babe, thanks!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
describes a domineering, ill-advised, unadvised woman who goes around acting like a man, making all of her own decisions without the help of any man, doing whatever she thinks that she wants to do without consulting with her own father or her own husband, she represents no man, she represents herself, she wants rights
she is often found all up in men's faces trying to be "one of the boys" but she does not have a man of her own
sometimes she has a man who she runs, rules, and tells him what to do as if she is his man, basically she wish she could be a man but she can't because she's not a man and she won't be a man
it's hard for her to get along with men because she won't stop interrupting him in conversation, trying to boss him, and telling him what to do, only the easily controlled, docile, foolish men need apply for a position with her, she will either end up single, in an unhappy marriage to a man, or with a woman who will accept her rulership, her queendom
she's a baby mama, she's a wife, she's single
men made her that way or they let that happen to her, she may not have known
she got her own house, she got her own car, she got two jobs, she works hard, she's a bad broad with a tattoo sleeve and a bob haircut, sometimes she has a pixie cut but don't be fooled by looks or attire, she wants rights
she is often found all up in men's faces trying to be "one of the boys" but she does not have a man of her own
sometimes she has a man who she runs, rules, and tells him what to do as if she is his man, basically she wish she could be a man but she can't because she's not a man and she won't be a man
it's hard for her to get along with men because she won't stop interrupting him in conversation, trying to boss him, and telling him what to do, only the easily controlled, docile, foolish men need apply for a position with her, she will either end up single, in an unhappy marriage to a man, or with a woman who will accept her rulership, her queendom
she's a baby mama, she's a wife, she's single
men made her that way or they let that happen to her, she may not have known
she got her own house, she got her own car, she got two jobs, she works hard, she's a bad broad with a tattoo sleeve and a bob haircut, sometimes she has a pixie cut but don't be fooled by looks or attire, she wants rights
by Vita Smart August 5, 2022
when you have coitus on the day that represents the day of your birth but it won't happen on the same day that you were born
by Vita Smart November 29, 2022
the white man
the white man and his kids, too
the white boy
white males
white fraternity boys at texas tech and all of the other college campuses that admit white males and white females
the white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite/ammonite man
the white man and his kids, too
the white boy
white males
white fraternity boys at texas tech and all of the other college campuses that admit white males and white females
the white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite/ammonite man
by Vita Smart July 18, 2022
this is a situation that happens when a female gets gangbanged by multiple males (more than one man) at one time on the same night during the same sexual encounter it may be planned or spontaneous which means it happened without them talking about it up front but they all gave consent as it was happening
requirements:
1. two or more males who have sex with
2. the exact same female
3. at the same time
4. on the same day/night/date
5. and as a group
6. no sneaking
7. full transparency
8. they all know what's going on
9. it is not an orgy where everyone has sex with each other, this is one female and many males
this is not to be confused with an orgy but this is distinctly one female taking multiple males into one or all of her orifices (mouth, anus, vagina) at the same time. the males may also wait in a line or the female might also jack them with her hands or her feet. the female may also orally stimulate them during the interaction and it would still qualify as getting ran.
the males usually do not have sex or sexual contact with each other when they ran a female
this definition may also include multiple men with one male or one female with multiple women who use strap-ons on her but they all gang up on that one person at the same time
"getting ran," "getting ran up"
requirements:
1. two or more males who have sex with
2. the exact same female
3. at the same time
4. on the same day/night/date
5. and as a group
6. no sneaking
7. full transparency
8. they all know what's going on
9. it is not an orgy where everyone has sex with each other, this is one female and many males
this is not to be confused with an orgy but this is distinctly one female taking multiple males into one or all of her orifices (mouth, anus, vagina) at the same time. the males may also wait in a line or the female might also jack them with her hands or her feet. the female may also orally stimulate them during the interaction and it would still qualify as getting ran.
the males usually do not have sex or sexual contact with each other when they ran a female
this definition may also include multiple men with one male or one female with multiple women who use strap-ons on her but they all gang up on that one person at the same time
"getting ran," "getting ran up"
by Vita Smart November 29, 2022