95 definitions by Vita Smart

password

things people use to secure their account

"I use my password"
"Great. Can I use your password, too?"
"No. That's none of your fucking business!"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

ida slapter

a white man who has no idea who just did that to him

Man 1: "Ida slapter except I didn't know who she is and I'm still trying to find her azz."
Man 2: "Well honey, you actually don't like her enough to slap her, so why don't you just slap me?"
Man 1: "I'd love to!"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

ida slapter

the white man who slapped her and now he's lying about it by calling himself ida slapter

"Ida slapter except I did slap her and that's why I'm in prison doing time to think about that."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

ida slapter

spit that is there one minute and gone the next, a mist until you keep conjuring it up ALL OVER AGAIN

JUST LEAVE IT ALONE ALREADY

LEAVE THAT SHIT ALONE

"ida slapter finally dried up"
"That's cool. Pass the chips."
"Here ya go."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

ida slapter

one of those cherry picking Bible thumping fake christians who wants the Word of GOD to say what they wanted it to say and not what it ACTUALLY SAYS

"ida slapter except she thinks she's right and I secretly hope she gets AIDS. That's why I don't say anything. Let him get his ass run up."

by Vita Smart August 21, 2022

everything

something that Black men made up, gave it to white people, and white people worship it as their own god

"I already gave you everything."
"Naw, man, you're holding out on me. There's got to be something more than this!"
"Nope. You got all of it."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

doing your mom

people who pretend to be your mother as an act of sarcasm because they can't smack the shit out of you because that might get them arrested

"I was just doing your mom."
"Yeah dude that's creepy."
"Thanks."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022