used heart

the heart of one person who tried to love someone but it didn't work out and they never became a forever family together - the used heart comes with used genitals and there might even be a divorce or children included
"I couldn't deal with his used heart. I won't play second fiddle to anyone. I don't even care. To live doesn't make me alive."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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grown man

he got his own everything, he needs nothing from everyone, and if you try to help him he will reject you cuz you ain't got yo mind right yet
"I met a grown man yesterday, he wants to capture me safely and study me in his home. I said yes. The wedding was yesterday. Yeah, he moves quickly because he got all his shit together."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
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Schrödinger's Cat

A nightmare I had back in the early 2010's.

The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.

I woke up.
A big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head in my dreams last night. I was terrified.
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
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doing your mom

people who pretend to be your mother as an act of sarcasm because they can't smack the shit out of you because that might get them arrested
"I was just doing your mom."
"Yeah dude that's creepy."
"Thanks."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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doing your mom

any and every woman who walks around with the same clothing, hairstyle, husband, jewelry, house, job, possessions, kids, degree, and mannerisms as your mom
"I was just doing your mom"
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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doing your mom

any and every person on earth who does anything that looks, feels, or sounds just like your mother does it
"I was just doing your mom"
"Damn baby, that's sexy. Could you go do that over there, please?"
"Sure babe, thanks!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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reprobate

any unmarried, fornicating, unruly hourly or salaried non-manager unionized and non-unionized employee who is not in complete control of their emotions - who has to ask for permission from a manager, boss, parents, or any person who is in charge of them - to do anything that they want to do because they haven't been trusted to manage all of their own affairs without the input of another adult who has been deemed more responsible and more capable of running their own life

this person runs the risk of quitting, being impulsive, they are easily manipulated, they are a bad judge of character, they don't know who is genuine and who is a liar, they lack control, they are hasty, they lack self-control, and they are prone to having huge lapses in judgment

generally oblivious, infantile, spoiled, uncouth, and insignificant (in the eyes of the ruling class) bits of humanity who are prone to never apologizing, twisting an apology to make the other person at fault or naturally defective (they say shit like "don't worry about it - it's not your fault") in some way, abusive, fighting, arguing, disrespectful, road rage, being abandoned, fornicating, being physically or sexually abused, neglectful, making children out of wedlock, and all kinds of other types of unseemly behaviors
"Sindy is a huge reprobate"
by Vita Smart July 18, 2022
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