Fortnite1500's definitions

Jim Wonga

The smartest man in the universe

I dare u to say "Jim Wonga" a thousand times and you'll summon the world's smartest man

by Fortnite1500 November 21, 2020

White boy

A kid who’s white

Watch yo mouth, white boy

by Fortnite1500 October 6, 2020

Jack in the crack

Slang for “Jack in the box”

I love the spicy chicken sandwich, bacon ultimate cheeseburger, and tacos at jack in the crack.

by Fortnite1500 April 19, 2019

Upsilon

A hypothetical Covid variant of interest detected in Florida. It may be as contagious as Sigma but also more vaccine resistant though further evidence is needed. So far, it’s been detected in all 50 states plus a dozen countries

Recent studies show that vaccines may not work as well against the Upsilon variant

by Fortnite1500 November 20, 2021

Texas Chili Bowl

It involves Tabasco Sauce, A Telephone, and The Anus

I’m gonna give Andy the Texas Chili Bowl

by Fortnite1500 September 22, 2019

Psi

A hypothetical Covid variant of high consequence first detected in Guatemala. It is showing similar characteristics to the Chi variant such as killing 1 in 5 infected people but it’s also more contagious making it even more dangerous.

The boy was hospitalized with the Psi Covid variant

by Fortnite1500 November 20, 2021

Narc Puck

Slang term for a urinal deodorizer puck especially if it involves putting one filled with piss in someones mouth

Tyler: Whats Up, Ya Little Bitch. Ya Tyler's Bitch.
Andy: Watch the Language, Tyler.
Tyler: Whatcha gonna do about, huh pussy, u gonna "'cwy" about it to ur mommy and daddy, u little fuckin' cwybaby?
Andy: Thats it, you little punk. Hand over the phone and computer.
Tyler: U think ur tough now, you little faggot, u think ur fuckin' tough now.
Andy: Hand me your phone and computer now. You smartass.
Tyler: Since when is a cwybaby my dad, I thought my dad was a tough, strong man. Hey, whats this? A Narc Puck? Ooh la la, its got piss all over it.
Andy: Get in the corner now, you little punk!
Tyler: Nope, put the narc puck in ur mouth, u little punk, put it in ur motherfuckin' mouth, faggot.

by Fortnite1500 November 12, 2019