synonym for kys originated from a reddit post
the logic behind it is that if you apply glue to your ass you will eventually die of not being able to shit
little fucking rat: tax evasion is bad!
swag guy: apply glue to ass
"i don't play that game, i've glued myself to music"
"you've glue yourself, glued yourself to music, glue myself to, glue yourself"
"ight bro let's glue yourself/myself to some music fam"
A person who cannot stop watching videos on youtube and posts comments, video responses, rates, uploads, all that stuff possible on youtube all day long.
1: Guess what? I uploaded 30 videos to youtube today. They are so awesome!
2: What else have you been doing besides uploading vids?
1: Commenting, rating, video responses!@!@!@!@!@@!
2: You're glued to the youtube
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.