Crackenheim's definitions

Ashlag

When you're so absurdly laggy when playing a video game that it actually helps you

Opponent: dude what the fuck why wont this guy take any knockback
cool guy: power of ashlag mf

by Crackenheim September 26, 2025

apply glue to ass

synonym for kys
originated from a reddit post
the logic behind it is that if you apply glue to your ass you will eventually die of not being able to shit

little fucking rat: tax evasion is bad!
swag guy: apply glue to ass

by Crackenheim November 15, 2025

Interesting Cube

The mysterious floating coloured cubes appearing in many official and unofficial Vocaloid/UTAU/SynthV/dont get pedantic bitch songs (for example, Cadmium Colours by Jamie Paige or like any Project Diva song)

Swag Guy: Holy shit look it's the interesting cube!!!
Other Guy: should i call you an ambulance

by Crackenheim November 28, 2025

six walker glow

noun to describe losers, somebody with a six walker glow would usually be an incel or weeaboo, DNI with anyone who has a six walker glow

Loser: does anyone know where i can get some hot anime figures
Swag Guy: you have such a six walker glow bro get outta here

by Crackenheim December 2, 2025