Crackenheim's definitions

Ashlag

When you're so absurdly laggy when playing a video game that it actually helps you

Opponent: dude what the fuck why wont this guy take any knockback
cool guy: power of ashlag mf

by Crackenheim September 26, 2025

apply glue to ass

synonym for kys
originated from a reddit post
the logic behind it is that if you apply glue to your ass you will eventually die of not being able to shit

little fucking rat: tax evasion is bad!
swag guy: apply glue to ass

by Crackenheim November 15, 2025

Interesting Cube

The mysterious floating coloured cubes appearing in many official and unofficial Vocaloid/UTAU/SynthV/dont get pedantic bitch songs (for example, Cadmium Colours by Jamie Paige or like any Project Diva song)

Swag Guy: Holy shit look it's the interesting cube!!!
Other Guy: should i call you an ambulance

by Crackenheim November 28, 2025

six walker glow

noun to describe losers, somebody with a six walker glow would usually be an incel or weeaboo, DNI with anyone who has a six walker glow

Loser: does anyone know where i can get some hot anime figures
Swag Guy: you have such a six walker glow bro get outta here

by Crackenheim December 2, 2025

ip grabber

1. website that can source your IP address just by going to it
2. an exclamation to say whenever your friend posts a link

1.
incredibly trustworthy individual: click this link for free V-Bucks! gww.totallynotanIPgrabber.xom
Joe Schmoe: hell yeah i want v bucks
Swag Guy: joe are you fucking stupid thats an ip grabber

2.
Joe Schmoe: yo can you send me the link so i can set up that system
Nonswag Guy: yeah sure www.website.io
Swag Guy: ip grabber
Hatsune Miku: hi guys its me hatsune miku
everyone else (even the scammer from definition 1) holy shit

by Crackenheim January 16, 2026

They'll never believe you

A meme phrase associated with mute characters typically said only in earshot of one person, as nobody will believe they spoke and if the other person says they spoke they'll just look crazy

Mute Character: They'll never believe you.
Joe Schmoe: HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE VOCAL CORDS???

by Crackenheim February 2, 2026