3 definitions by Heman

1
after the act of anal sex, whiping santorum across your partner's brow, creating the illusion of a uni-brow.
ernie gave burt a 'dirty bert.'
by Heman September 28, 2004
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used when a certain person is glueing, aka, doing something not needed
Granmoe wants to glue for rest of his life
by Heman March 16, 2004
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