slurber's definitions

glued her to the couch

To have sex on the couch. Often times occurring when the bedroom is occupied.

After we went back to her place, I glued her to the couch.

by slurber August 8, 2011

garbanzo beans

A short phrase spoken when you or someone else said something that was complete garbage or ludicrous.

"Going to make the best of it, and see what happens. Garbanzo beans."

by slurber November 3, 2015

admin day

a. When an important piece of technology or personnel fails catastrophically. Forcing you to put your agenda on hold and focus all attention on the situation at hand.

b. There is enough accumulated paperwork or similar to consume an entire day.

a. "My email inbox sync failed and now suddenly I have 4,294,967,295 unread emails. "

"Ha! Looks like an admin day!"

b. "Coming up on an admin day. I will be pushing paper from sun up to sun down."

by slurber November 3, 2015

legiprint

A combination of legitimate, legible and "see it in print."

When cool/awesome/rad do not suffice.

Em: Wanna go to this party on Saturday? There will be blah blah blah there.
You: That's legiprint.

by slurber November 3, 2015

Pets allowed

An alternative to the smiley face emoticon commonly used to puncuate a sentence that may be read with too serious of a tone.

The phrase, Pets allowed, can be a helpful addition to any sentence or paragraph that may have a serious tone that you want to lighten up.

I also want you to let me have trust in you as i always stand on my word. Pets allowed

by slurber November 24, 2009

legaprint

A combination of legitimate, legible and "see it in print."

When cool/awesome/rad do not suffice.

Em: Wanna go to this party on Saturday? There wil be blah blah blah there.
You: That's legaprint.

by slurber June 9, 2009