to dick

the action of sexual intercourse between a male and a female. similar words include: rail, smash, screw, etc.

Damn Aaron, that girl in the hallway was asking me to dick her hard!

My brah Dylan dicked the hell outta that one dime at the party last Friday.

by CDub_Raffy April 8, 2011

Chick to Dick Ratio

The ratio of chicks to dicks (guys). Preferably 2:1 or better.
Ther higher the ratio, the higher the chance of there being a chick for your dick.

Comes from me. I invented this a few moments ago, while asking about a friend's party.

The chick to dick ratio at the party was 1:5. Total dudefest. I didn't get any poontang that night.

by Lenny July 27, 2004

dick to dick

Putting the tip of your penis against the tip of another penis and masturbating them simultaneously.

Patrick and John went dick to dick at the party last night

by dmtbl October 13, 2008

Chick-to-Dick Ratio

The ratio of females to males in any situation, such as a party. Once the ratio has become 0 the get-together may be deemed a sausagefest, but if the ratio is undefined it is known as a tacofest.

Steve: Dude.. the chick-to-dick ratio here is like 20:2.
Hal: Awesome, bro!

by Maxel August 21, 2007

pussy to dick ratio

The ratio of women to men at an event.

Jose: Whats the pussy to dick ratio at the mall?

Rob: Not good man, its 1:4.

Jose: Ahh fuck that, I'll chill at the crib instead, wanna smoke a L?

by Yoshe January 4, 2009

ridin' ass to dick

A derogatory term for when two men ride on a motorcycle together referring to where the motorcyclist's posterior is relative to the passenger's penis.

Yo! Look at Chuck and Gary ridin' ass to dick on Gary's Vespa!

My Buell broke down again, so I had to ride ass to dick on Mark's Ducati.

by Prilldonious May 30, 2007

Chick to Dick Ratio

This is a ratio of how many girls there are to guys. Usually. Of course there is the chance that 1 of the guys has 2 dicks.

At that party the Chick to Dick Ratio was 6:3. And there were only 2 guys!

by The All Blacks Rule!!! April 3, 2007