Definitions by Lenny

Crapper 

Named after the inventor of the modern toilet, Thomas Crapper of England

I need to use the crapper.

Crapper by lenny May 13, 2005

Len 

A shortened version of the male first name Leonard.

So Len, why don't you like to be called Leonard?

Len by Lenny April 23, 2005

Mugglenet 

The best Harry Potter website in the world. Is funny, but also a good place for HP updates.

Muggle 1: Mugglenet rocks!
Muggle 2: I totally agree!

Mugglenet by Lenny December 31, 2004

don mattingly 

similar to a dirty sanchez but applying it under her eyes.

She said she didnt want a dirty sanchez so i gave her a don mattingly

don mattingly by lenny December 23, 2004

Chick to Dick Ratio 

The ratio of chicks to dicks (guys). Preferably 2:1 or better.
Ther higher the ratio, the higher the chance of there being a chick for your dick.

Comes from me. I invented this a few moments ago, while asking about a friend's party.

The chick to dick ratio at the party was 1:5. Total dudefest. I didn't get any poontang that night.

Chick to Dick Ratio by Lenny July 27, 2004

Burrett 

Someone who cannot control his emotions and gets angry easily. As a result, everyone else deliberately provokes a burrett to get a reaction because it is so easy.

He looks like a bit of a burrett. I bet I can make him mad within two minutes.

Burrett by Lenny June 22, 2004

indie ska 

indie ska is independent ska music

Indie ska is my dream

Meet me at indie ska

Indie sk says what?

indie ska by Lenny April 29, 2004