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The best Harry Potter website in the world. Is funny, but also a good place for HP updates.
Muggle 1: Mugglenet rocks!
Muggle 2: I totally agree!
by Lenny December 31, 2004

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oxx
formally written as "Ghoxx" but in sland it is allowed to be written as above.

1. female genitalia - vagina, pussy
2. a stupid person - fig. a cunt
1. Nezzajtila it-tanga u rajt li kellha oxx imqaxxar u sabih. (I removed her thong and perceived a nice shaved vagina)

2. "kemm int oxx" (ur such a cunt)or "qisek l-oxx" - sometimes referred to with the article). Also in this category - the euphemism "pastizz".
by Lenny March 13, 2004

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to do your shit like a mutha fuckin professional
Today at my J-O-B I was twerkin' it like a pro...all day, ery day.
by Lenny February 02, 2004

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Named after the inventor of the modern toilet, Thomas Crapper of England
I need to use the crapper.
by lenny February 25, 2005

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The ratio of chicks to dicks (guys). Preferably 2:1 or better.
Ther higher the ratio, the higher the chance of there being a chick for your dick.

Comes from me. I invented this a few moments ago, while asking about a friend's party.
The chick to dick ratio at the party was 1:5. Total dudefest. I didn't get any poontang that night.
by Lenny July 27, 2004

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Len
A shortened version of the male first name Leonard.
So Len, why don't you like to be called Leonard?
by Lenny April 23, 2005

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similar to a dirty sanchez but applying it under her eyes.
She said she didnt want a dirty sanchez so i gave her a don mattingly
by lenny December 23, 2004

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