Lenny's definitions

don mattingly

similar to a dirty sanchez but applying it under her eyes.

She said she didnt want a dirty sanchez so i gave her a don mattingly

by lenny December 23, 2004

twerkin'

to do your shit like a mutha fuckin professional

Today at my J-O-B I was twerkin' it like a pro...all day, ery day.

by Lenny February 2, 2004

heylo

an angelic way of saying hello... comonly used in slang conversations :P

heylo motherfucker!!!

by lenny April 5, 2004

Chick to Dick Ratio

The ratio of chicks to dicks (guys). Preferably 2:1 or better.
Ther higher the ratio, the higher the chance of there being a chick for your dick.

Comes from me. I invented this a few moments ago, while asking about a friend's party.

The chick to dick ratio at the party was 1:5. Total dudefest. I didn't get any poontang that night.

by Lenny July 27, 2004

Mugglenet

The best Harry Potter website in the world. Is funny, but also a good place for HP updates.

Muggle 1: Mugglenet rocks!
Muggle 2: I totally agree!

by Lenny December 31, 2004

dental

A word repeated together with the words PLAN, LISA, NEEDS, and BRACES to form a hilarious comody sketch.

So long dental plan...

Dental plan... lisa needs braces...

by lenny November 4, 2003

Len

A shortened version of the male first name Leonard.

So Len, why don't you like to be called Leonard?

by Lenny April 23, 2005