16 definitions by Lenny

A word repeated together with the words PLAN, LISA, NEEDS, and BRACES to form a hilarious comody sketch.
So long dental plan...

Dental plan... lisa needs braces...
by Lenny November 4, 2003
The ratio of chicks to dicks (guys). Preferably 2:1 or better.
Ther higher the ratio, the higher the chance of there being a chick for your dick.

Comes from me. I invented this a few moments ago, while asking about a friend's party.
The chick to dick ratio at the party was 1:5. Total dudefest. I didn't get any poontang that night.
by Lenny July 28, 2004
Today at my J-O-B I was twerkin' it like a pro...all day, ery day.
by Lenny February 2, 2004
The best Harry Potter website in the world. Is funny, but also a good place for HP updates.
Muggle 1: Mugglenet rocks!
Muggle 2: I totally agree!
by Lenny January 1, 2005
an angelic way of saying hello... comonly used in slang conversations :P
heylo motherfucker!!!
by Lenny April 6, 2004
A shortened version of the male first name Leonard.
So Len, why don't you like to be called Leonard?
by Lenny April 23, 2005
similar to a dirty sanchez but applying it under her eyes.
She said she didnt want a dirty sanchez so i gave her a don mattingly
by Lenny December 24, 2004