tmwip 

Short for "Touch me Where I pee"
Girls like to use it when they see an attractive guy.

Girl: TMWIP
Guy: Okay! :D

tmwip by TMWIP April 21, 2006

twipsy 

The occasion when a very drunk person tries to convince everyone that he's perfectly fine. He wobbles around, person to person, explaining to each one that he is "definitely more than tipsy," but he is "NOT wasted." He's "twipsy!" He is so drunk that he somehow thinks that, by combining the word tipsy with ONLY the 'w' from "wasted," people will realize that he is most definitely not even close to being wasted. In reality, he's hammered enough to come up with a word as absurd as "twipsy," with a whole logical explanation to the word in his head, which makes perfect sense to him.

Dick: "Yo dudeeeeee! I am soooo tipsy right now, but I'm DEFINITELY not even close to being wasted! I'm..I'm..TWIPSY!!!!!"
Steve: "Dickey, go home, you're hammered."
Dick: "NO I'M NOT, I'M TWIPSY!"

Friend 1: "Yo man, how drunk are you?"
Friend 2: "I'm so twipsy. I shouldn't have had that last drink."
Friend 1: "Shit dude, I'm sorry. I should have stopped you."
Friend 2: "It's all good man! I'm loving it!"

twipsy by twips4lyfe October 28, 2013

Twipples 

After giving someone a titty twister or purple nurple, the nipple on the receiver tends to stay in a "twisted" position, not forming back to the erect nipple that it was before the titty was twisted.

Thus, Twipples are twisted titties that stay in a twisted position for an undisclosed amount of time before returning back to their original state.

Brian: Hey Pun, I have a question for you.

Pun: Whats that?

Brian: How does it feel when I give you a "TITTY TWISTER!?!?!" (Grabs Puns nipples and pulls so hard that they bleed)

Pun: OWWWWWWWWWWW YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Brian: Oh my god dude, look at your tits!

Pun: Holy hell, they are still twisted. They look like ice-cream cones.

Brian: HAHAHA, you have Twipples!!!!

Twipples by Yes, Its Brian February 12, 2008

Twipstep 

Practically this Roblox user is the god of Friday night funkin' I kid you not

Person 1: wha- whos that and whys he so good?
Person 2: Oh that's just Twipstep

Twipstep by FluffyHairedGirl March 8, 2021

thwipt 

an onomatopoeia, the sound that spider-mans webs make when they spit from his wrist cartridges. werd!

uhh, how else to explain other than...

"thwipt!"

thwipt by kurticus May 30, 2007

thwipt-snicket 

two onomatopoeias (thwipt being spidey and snicket being wolverine) that sound better together, and the common sounds that come out of brobsts mouth pretty much every day in rap form...

"thwipt-snicket, thwipt tha-thwipt snicket."

thwipt-snicket by kurticus May 30, 2007

twipire 

an obsessed twilight fan
derived from similar words like and twilighter and fanpire

That guy is such a fuckin' twipire he's reading that shitty book Breaking Dawn for the millionth time!

twipire by Twipie4eva May 21, 2009