kurticus's definitions

scrigglin

when my wife scrunches and wiggles her toes in a cute fashion and somehow just doing that makes me compelled to do things for her, like laundry or dishes.

me: "babe, i'm tired..."

wife: *scrigglin her toes*

me: "shit, ok i'll do stuff."

by kurticus July 30, 2010

eat glass and shit it out yo ass

a nice way to tell someone to shove it.

idiot, you just cut me off!

maaaan, eat glass and shit it out yo ass. bitch.

by kurticus July 31, 2010

herbasaur

n) similar to a herb; a person who is acting or simply looks like dork, wierdo, or also a person who is being pompous or arrogant.

can also be described as herbasaurus, or herbasaurus rex.

oh my god, look at the guy that is about to come into our store...what a herbasaur.

by kurticus May 23, 2006

stinkle

when you pee first thing in the morning and it is quite potent, and stinks pretty bad. a "stinky tinkle."

whoa, who left a stinkle in the toilet and didnt flush? it smells like vitamins!

by kurticus May 23, 2006

boobgina

another term for tits and ass, or t&a. used primarily by men describing what their goal is when they go out for a night on the town.

dude, what would be really sweet is if tonight i hooked up with some hot chick and copped some boobgina.

by kurticus May 23, 2006

brobst before hobst

an alternative to the common phrase, "bros before hoes," used to show male comraderie. derived from a famous male leader known as "zak brobst" who constantly reminded his friends that women were not as important as friends, ever.

me: sorry guys, i cant play poker tonight. wife wants me to stay in.

brobst: duuuuude. cmon, im not getting off this phone until you commit to playing poker. brobst before hobst, man, brobst before hobst.

by kurticus May 23, 2006

NEGA-TOR

the "evil villian" of negativity. you call someone this when they are being overly negative, bringing everyone else down.

also known as: crapping on someones parade.

me: hey guys want to go to play some cards tonight?

negative person: sure, so we can waste our money, and besides, i'll probably end up buying beer.

me: oh great, NEGA-TOR has arrived!

by kurticus May 24, 2006