one of the best things to say as you are leaving a social event.
group: "see ya kurt!"
kurt: "peace out cub scout."
when you pee first thing in the morning and it is quite potent, and stinks pretty bad. a "stinky tinkle."
whoa, who left a stinkle in the toilet and didnt flush? it smells like vitamins!
quite possibly the most dangerous bear in existence. nearly 6 feet tall and over 250 lbs, it is surprisingly fast, obnoxiously loud, has an appetite that is insatiable, can drive a car (like a maniac), and has been known to eat bananas in less than 3 mississippi.
kurt: "omg, the kollarbear just inhaled that banana..."
chode: "potassium overdose!"
kollarbear: "UAHHAHAHAHA! UAHAHAHAHA! UAHAHAHA!"
When someone's sarcasm is so thick that they are the king of sarcasm. Save this for only the most sarcastic.
Chads sarcasm was so thick tonight that we nicknamed him SARCASTOR because he would dominate every conversation.
the "evil villian" of negativity. you call someone this when they are being overly negative, bringing everyone else down.
also known as: crapping on someones parade.
me: hey guys want to go to play some cards tonight?
negative person: sure, so we can waste our money, and besides, i'll probably end up buying beer.
me: oh great, NEGA-TOR has arrived!
when a person acts so obnoxious that if you were to measure their obnoxiousness it would be the size of a large dinosaur.
dude, don't invite eric over man, he's such an obnoxsaur!
the phrase someone shouts as they stick their finger in someone elses mouth, horizontally.
ian: ..."bobbo's wiener!" *sticks finger in kurts mouth*
kurt: "ack! ugh!...dick!"