NEGA-TOR

the "evil villian" of negativity. you call someone this when they are being overly negative, bringing everyone else down.

also known as: crapping on someones parade.

me: hey guys want to go to play some cards tonight?

negative person: sure, so we can waste our money, and besides, i'll probably end up buying beer.

me: oh great, NEGA-TOR has arrived!

by kurticus May 24, 2006

B.S.B.

acronym for "booty stank booty."

used when:

1.) describing anything with a funky smell

2.) or some crusty hoe.

1.) ooh, dont go near tomas he's got straight B.S.B.

2.) yooooo, look at that B.S.B. walkin down the street! stank!

by kurticus November 24, 2006

brobst before hobst

an alternative to the common phrase, "bros before hoes," used to show male comraderie. derived from a famous male leader known as "zak brobst" who constantly reminded his friends that women were not as important as friends, ever.

me: sorry guys, i cant play poker tonight. wife wants me to stay in.

brobst: duuuuude. cmon, im not getting off this phone until you commit to playing poker. brobst before hobst, man, brobst before hobst.

by kurticus May 23, 2006

scrigglin

when my wife scrunches and wiggles her toes in a cute fashion and somehow just doing that makes me compelled to do things for her, like laundry or dishes.

me: "babe, i'm tired..."

wife: *scrigglin her toes*

me: "shit, ok i'll do stuff."

by kurticus July 30, 2010

peace out cub scout

one of the best things to say as you are leaving a social event.

group: "see ya kurt!"

kurt: "peace out cub scout."

by kurticus July 08, 2007

your moms a buffalo

When you are down and out, when you have no jokes left, whip this one out and stuff it in his face. The ultimate comeback.

Crowd: "AWW YEAH! YOU GOT OWNED!!! CHAD OWNED YOU!!! NO COMING BACK FROM THAT!!! AWWW!!!"

Kurt: "Your moms a buffalo."

Crowd: ... (silent.)

Kurt: "I'm out."

by kurticus October 26, 2007

vibraura

a vibraura is a vibration/aura that ninjas give out to attract the opposite sex. if exposed to the vibraura long enough, say 10 years or so, the opposite sex most likely will like the ninja somewhat.

regular human: "hey man, how did you score such a fine babe?"

ninja: "vibraura, bitch."

by kurticus May 30, 2007