kurticus's definitions

eat glass and shit it out yo ass

a nice way to tell someone to shove it.

idiot, you just cut me off!

maaaan, eat glass and shit it out yo ass. bitch.

by kurticus July 31, 2010

scrigglin

when my wife scrunches and wiggles her toes in a cute fashion and somehow just doing that makes me compelled to do things for her, like laundry or dishes.

me: "babe, i'm tired..."

wife: *scrigglin her toes*

me: "shit, ok i'll do stuff."

by kurticus July 30, 2010

Bob Seeger

Codename for a cigar.

Nigga 1) Yo nigga, wanna chill with Bob Seeger tonight?

Nigga 2) Fa show.

by kurticus April 20, 2008

your moms a buffalo

When you are down and out, when you have no jokes left, whip this one out and stuff it in his face. The ultimate comeback.

Crowd: "AWW YEAH! YOU GOT OWNED!!! CHAD OWNED YOU!!! NO COMING BACK FROM THAT!!! AWWW!!!"

Kurt: "Your moms a buffalo."

Crowd: ... (silent.)

Kurt: "I'm out."

by kurticus October 26, 2007

peace out cub scout

one of the best things to say as you are leaving a social event.

group: "see ya kurt!"

kurt: "peace out cub scout."

by kurticus July 8, 2007

cave cheese

1) when a chick doesnt clean too well in her "special area" and little chunks of debris slowly form into pieces of smelly cheese.

dude, oh man, seriously, i went down on sally the other night and laid my tongue into some serious cave cheese man. i almost barfed all over her!

by kurticus July 7, 2007

scrota soda

Similar to "Choda Soda," Scrota Soda is the sweat that accumulates in between the schlong and the scrote.

Chad decided to help Zak move and, before he knew it, had a full cup of scrota soda in his shorts.

by kurticus June 25, 2007