Twipps
Twipps by Stewiw2345 September 1, 2010
Words you can keep
twipsy
The occasion when a very drunk person tries to convince everyone that he's perfectly fine. He wobbles around, person to person, explaining to each one that he is "definitely more than tipsy," but he is "NOT wasted." He's "twipsy!" He is so drunk that he somehow thinks that, by combining the word tipsy with ONLY the 'w' from "wasted," people will realize that he is most definitely not even close to being wasted. In reality, he's hammered enough to come up with a word as absurd as "twipsy," with a whole logical explanation to the word in his head, which makes perfect sense to him.
Dick: "Yo dudeeeeee! I am soooo tipsy right now, but I'm DEFINITELY not even close to being wasted! I'm..I'm..TWIPSY!!!!!"
Steve: "Dickey, go home, you're hammered."
Dick: "NO I'M NOT, I'M TWIPSY!"
Friend 1: "Yo man, how drunk are you?"
Friend 2: "I'm so twipsy. I shouldn't have had that last drink."
Friend 1: "Shit dude, I'm sorry. I should have stopped you."
Friend 2: "It's all good man! I'm loving it!"
Steve: "Dickey, go home, you're hammered."
Dick: "NO I'M NOT, I'M TWIPSY!"
Friend 1: "Yo man, how drunk are you?"
Friend 2: "I'm so twipsy. I shouldn't have had that last drink."
Friend 1: "Shit dude, I'm sorry. I should have stopped you."
Friend 2: "It's all good man! I'm loving it!"
twipsy by twips4lyfe October 28, 2013
Twipples
After giving someone a titty twister or purple nurple, the nipple on the receiver tends to stay in a "twisted" position, not forming back to the erect nipple that it was before the titty was twisted.
Thus, Twipples are twisted titties that stay in a twisted position for an undisclosed amount of time before returning back to their original state.
Thus, Twipples are twisted titties that stay in a twisted position for an undisclosed amount of time before returning back to their original state.
Brian: Hey Pun, I have a question for you.
Pun: Whats that?
Brian: How does it feel when I give you a "TITTY TWISTER!?!?!" (Grabs Puns nipples and pulls so hard that they bleed)
Pun: OWWWWWWWWWWW YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Brian: Oh my god dude, look at your tits!
Pun: Holy hell, they are still twisted. They look like ice-cream cones.
Brian: HAHAHA, you have Twipples!!!!
Pun: Whats that?
Brian: How does it feel when I give you a "TITTY TWISTER!?!?!" (Grabs Puns nipples and pulls so hard that they bleed)
Pun: OWWWWWWWWWWW YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Brian: Oh my god dude, look at your tits!
Pun: Holy hell, they are still twisted. They look like ice-cream cones.
Brian: HAHAHA, you have Twipples!!!!
Twipples by Yes, Its Brian February 12, 2008
Twipstep
Twipstep by FluffyHairedGirl March 8, 2021
Twippin'
v. 1)"Baby talk" pronunciation of the word "Tripping" (deriving from "Trippy"). Commonly used in dramatically incorrect sentences, sometimes as if to sound cute or funny. Sometimes follwed up by the word "ballz," to express a higher severity of the "twippage"
1. Nigga, u is be twippin'.
2. Did you see that driving on salvia video I sent you? That dude; he be twippin' ballz!
2. Did you see that driving on salvia video I sent you? That dude; he be twippin' ballz!
Twippin' by Mudvayne925 June 29, 2009
TWIPPLE
An affectionate, tender and delicate tweak/twist of the nipple, prompting arousal and possible erectitude.
TWIPPLE by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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