twipsy

The occasion when a very drunk person tries to convince everyone that he's perfectly fine. He wobbles around, person to person, explaining to each one that he is "definitely more than tipsy," but he is "NOT wasted." He's "twipsy!" He is so drunk that he somehow thinks that, by combining the word tipsy with ONLY the 'w' from "wasted," people will realize that he is most definitely not even close to being wasted. In reality, he's hammered enough to come up with a word as absurd as "twipsy," with a whole logical explanation to the word in his head, which makes perfect sense to him.

Dick: "Yo dudeeeeee! I am soooo tipsy right now, but I'm DEFINITELY not even close to being wasted! I'm..I'm..TWIPSY!!!!!"
Steve: "Dickey, go home, you're hammered."
Dick: "NO I'M NOT, I'M TWIPSY!"

Friend 1: "Yo man, how drunk are you?"
Friend 2: "I'm so twipsy. I shouldn't have had that last drink."
Friend 1: "Shit dude, I'm sorry. I should have stopped you."
Friend 2: "It's all good man! I'm loving it!"

by twips4lyfe October 28, 2013

Skip-the-Tipsy

When you drink a great amount of alcohol in a short amount of time, you completely bypass the tipsy phase and go straight to wasted.

"It's one of those 'skip-the-tipsy' kind of nights."

by Jolly Avalon Straw October 15, 2011

Tipsy Tinkle

A Tipsy Tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. The Tipsy Tinkle occurs more than we know. It is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.

It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion

For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, (see pioneers*) causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.

Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson*, and Carlos Mencia.

Yo, that beat ho wandered off and straight up tipsy tinkled by the swing set!

by Johnny Mo November 10, 2008

Tipsy

When you are slightly drunk.

'Look at him, he's tipsy'

by Alex July 24, 2003

gypsy tipsy

Wandering aimlessly while intoxicated.

Darren: Does anyone know where Charlie is?
Virginia: Oh. I saw him stumbling down Grand Street five minutes ago. He must be gypsy tipsy.

by M.C.D.B. March 13, 2011

Tipsy

Tipsy is when you are slightly drunk. On the edge of being drunk. That happy floating feeling that makes you feel calm and relaxed. Sometimes can cause hiccups... that is what "Tipsy" is.

I drank some of my mums champagne and am now sitting on the kitchen bench feeling tipsy.

by HelpMeWithGrog June 5, 2018

solidly tipsy

to simply be at the perfect point of intoxication. Just at your good point, hanging out just enjoying drinking and being with friends.

"how was the beach house last night?"
"it was really great, just melo"
"did you get shmammered?"
"hah no we kept it solidly tipsy"

by holymoleydood July 30, 2009