twipire
That guy is such a fuckin' twipire he's reading that shitty book Breaking Dawn for the millionth time!
twipire by Twipie4eva May 21, 2009
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Twipression
The small depression most females (and some males) go into after having seen, or read a twilight book because no love will ever be as good as the one in a book.
Michelle: Hey Tori what's up?
Tori: Oh nothing, just saw Eclipse...
Michelle:Then what's wrong, I heard it was awesome!
Tori: Yeah, it tottaly was, I'm just in a small twipression about my life right now.
Michelle: Aw, I know how you feel, felt the same way after seeing new moon
Tori: Oh nothing, just saw Eclipse...
Michelle:Then what's wrong, I heard it was awesome!
Tori: Yeah, it tottaly was, I'm just in a small twipression about my life right now.
Michelle: Aw, I know how you feel, felt the same way after seeing new moon
Twipression by Mimp8885 July 6, 2010
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Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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