A town close to Thomasville t-vizzle} (where I live). Thomasville doesn't have anything so people head over to Tallahassee to buy stuff. I personally love going there...its only about 30 minutes away (15 if you speed...). I've learned that the people who live there hate it though.
by Capella May 31, 2005
tallahassee is the capital of florida, and also doubles as the most disgusting piece shit anyone could ever encounter. the people are either ghetto black people, white rednecks, or rich white rednecks who think they are classy. the weather is hot and humid, and the winter is just bitter cold because of the whore humidity. there is nothing to do for fun except drink, smoke, go to the mall, go "muddin'", or hunt.. FOR GOD's SAKE!. you will never meet trash until you come here. there is an obsession over football. northerners are still are "yankees", even though the civil was ended almost 200 years ago. the people here are so fake you wont know what hit you, OH YEAH the figgin drunk drivers. UBER CHRISTIAN BAPTISTS WHO ACTUALLY THINK people will actually go to hell. fat ass hicks live here, never come....youve been warned.
tallahassee talk-
hunter: yeah let's go hunnin' (hunting)
casey: dude ill bring my camo (camoflague)
hunter: i purposly ran over that possum today, you shouldve seen the guts man, come over and we'll drink trash beer and party with my church youth group!
hunter: yeah let's go hunnin' (hunting)
casey: dude ill bring my camo (camoflague)
hunter: i purposly ran over that possum today, you shouldve seen the guts man, come over and we'll drink trash beer and party with my church youth group!
by northwhore September 21, 2005
a shit hole boring town located in north florida where the weather is always to cold. otherwise a college town with a drinking problem,good football, but otherwise nothing to do.
by boca bound babe April 04, 2005
Tallahassee is the capital of Florida, up in the north end of the state near Georgia. The land is less flat, more wooded; the people not as hurried or transient. In the eighteenth century the population centers of old Florida were Pensacola in the panhandle and St. Augustine on the Atlantic--too far apart to be managed under a single provisional government. Officials went looking for a spot in between. But the Talasi Indians were already on that spot, so the officials told the Indians they needed to borrow their village for about three hundred years. Modern day Tallahassee centers around Higher education FSU, and FAMU too large universitys are located here, Government the state government resides here, Football and drinking.
by Mike Hunter July 09, 2005
One of the greatest zombie killers of Zombieland (formerly known as the United States of America).
Lover of Twinkies and hater of the undead
A very dangerous man, currently in the ass-kicking business.
Lover of Twinkies and hater of the undead
A very dangerous man, currently in the ass-kicking business.
by The_Teek November 05, 2009
A city located in Leon county Florida in the panhandle. This is the capital city of Florida and is home to two major state universities (FSU and FAMU) as well as a hand full of other colleges (TCC, Keiser, St Leo, Thomas, Barry, ITT, etc). The city is actually one of the most educated cities in Florida as over 50% of the population holds some sort of degree. There are plenty of things to do especially for college kids. A lot of music scenes and a lot of alcohol distributed to minors. Tallahassee was ranked the 2nd most pot loving city in America according to the Dailybeast. A lot of pot smokers in this city. The city is home to some 180,000 people and is bigger than many people think it is. The city is also, surprisingly, one of the fastest growing cities in the state. There are a lot of hood rats in this city and a lot of middle class folks. You have A LOT of transplant people from the South FL area (Miami, Ft Lauderdale, West Palm, etc) whom are students going to either FSU, FAMU or TCC. Although the city is full of ghetto hood rats, it is pretty safe. There are sketchy parts of the city but don't let that fool you. You can feel safer walking at night here than say in Miami or Orlando. Tallahassee is also a very liberal place. The majority of folks here are Democrats as the local newspaper is called "The Tallahassee Democrat". The decent parts of the city are the North East section of the city. Good schools and great community involvement.
by pastoolio122 May 17, 2011
Tallahassee - a/k/a "Tallahooterville" - is noted for its traffic jams during football season, drunk driving, Hooters contests, and tourists who come in from other southern states to contest presidential elections. Stay & experience the southern hospitality & be greeted Saturday mornings by a knock on your door from religious wingnuts who'll attempt to convert you and then, should you politely decline, condemn to the firey pits of hell. The newer State Capitol Building sits "proudly" at the bottom of Apalachee Parkway as one of the most phallic structures on the planet (replete with testi-like strucures, one to each side of the well, um. let's just call it the tallest, "Enzyte"-like building ever erected downtown). The restaurants that have palatable fare can be counted on half a hand, and once you're done going to the museum (which will take all of an hour it's so small), you won't have much else to do but eat, sigh, and avoid getting swarmed by mosquitos - the "state bird" (a joke that you'll hear at least 10x from the locals), although the more noteworthy bird appears to be the one tourists flip while driving away after they've discovered it was a complete waste of their free time to ever set foot in the place.
Their (insipid) slogan: "Keep it sassy, Tallahassee."
What their slogan should be:
"For pity's sake, whatever you do go farther south if you want to experience Florida; this place is the ass-end of Georgia."
What their slogan should be:
"For pity's sake, whatever you do go farther south if you want to experience Florida; this place is the ass-end of Georgia."
by jbuggie July 18, 2009