tiuri

a type of simp, who likes to snitch his classmates. gender is not defined

tiuri simp

by tiuri June 4, 2021

Touria

Known to be "about that life" beautiful soul. Strong minded, stubborn, outspoken, opinionated, too smart for own good. She's very beautiful but doesn't see it. Looks for love in all the wrong places. She's hard to understand at times an over all great friend and fun soul to be around . She's considered weird at times and also has a shy side

Touria is a very diverse person, not easily understood.

by Ronny ronnn January 28, 2014

tourist torpor

(noun) The way people grind to an unbelievably slow trundle when surrounded by either too many opportunities to buy (like a shopping malls) or garish tourist attractions (like Disneyland).

"Dude, I'm sorry we're late for dinner. There was crushing tourist torpor at the mall, it took us 25 minutes just to get to the car."

by b1-66er June 9, 2008

gawk of tourists

a name for a group of tourists -- derived from the collective nouns, 'gaggle of geese' and 'flock of sheep'

Sorry we're late; a huge gawk of tourists was blocking the entrance.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 5, 2010

Thurito

The most awesome thing ever. It's a burrito within a burrito, within the heart of that same burrito. Created by Xavier the Renegade Angel in 1662, it died in late 2008 from deliciousness. Judge Fudge would've attended Thurito's funeral, but, ironically, he was to busy being delicious.

The Thurito - three burritos in one. Fuck. Now I want some Chipotle. Man, I don't give two shits if they're owned by McDonalds; I want me some fuckin' Chipotle!!

by Mistar Mustache April 12, 2008

Domestic Touring

The art of drinking and behaving as if on tour in your own town, city or country.

Hong Kong is a place well known for its Domestic Touring, where an innocent drink can quickly escalate into several days of mega-lash.

by #oneclub May 14, 2016

suburban tourist

A douchebag who drives around the suburbs at half the legal speed limit, looking at houses that he and his stuck up yuppie wife would like to purchase. Suburban tourists usually travel in groups of twos or threes in late model Dodge Caravans or VW Jettas, and have a tendency to stop randomly to point and discuss the latest shade of any butt-ugly pastel coloured siding they might encounter. They also love to stare at you when you're mowing the lawn, as they seem to think their stares and finger pointing are invisible to anyone outside their car.

I was late coming home for dinner today. There was a hoard of suburban tourists driving down Rutherford Road. FUCK ME!

by cokemidget June 28, 2008