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shitting yourself from laughing too hard
my mom tinneed herself during the mexican grills comedy night.
tinneed by ctlfreak October 12, 2020
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"A word used to either describe a state of intoxication or an enthusiastic way to ask for or describe your tinned beverage, usually said in a loud, high pitched tone, with prolonged pronounciation."
Example 1: 'Last night friggin awesome, I was so Tinnied I beer bonged sick!'

Example 2: 'Anyone up for a drink?' 'i'll have a TIIINNNNYYYY!!!!!!'
Tinnied by tinnyFTW September 3, 2009

tinned up 

To get shambolically drunk on nothing but cans of beer, typically used by Alpha Males at football matches.
Bill: Want to get tinned up at the football later, Phil?
tinned up by ECV April 2, 2015
The feeling you get when you smoke too much dope and you go into zombie mode.
1: "wanna go out clubbin later?"

2: "no mang im way too tinned"

1: "your a tinnerbro"
Tinned by MC BRICKS July 15, 2009
"Tindeed" is short for "Tis' Indeed" which is short for "It Is Indeed"
Amir: That is a very nice looking bicycle
James: Tindeed
Tindeed by Mr Milkshake Man December 14, 2017
Getting really drunk to the point where you cannot look after yourself and your dignity is missing, specifically off canned alcoholic beverages. e.g emu export
Guy 1: "Fuck Bazza's absolutely tinned tonight ay."

Guy 2: "Yeh he should've taken it easy on those cold tinnies earlier on."

Bazza: "......................tinnies." *vomits on self*
Tinned by notbazza'smate October 27, 2012

Tinned Tart 

A car, usually a small one such as a Ford Ka or Fiat 500, (Tin can) crammed with attractive, excitable young women. tarts Most commonly seen on the highways at the start / end of college semesters. If you're driving something cool / unusual / vintage, they tend to get dizzy and play 'car leapfrog' or try and take photos of you.
Passenger: Hey, old Renault Clio coming past, fulla girls.

Driver: Tinned tart!
Tinned Tart by Buick59 November 7, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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