tinence 

Short for sustinence (not to be confused with sustenance) which means "I hate all people of colour and gay people". Basically anyone who says "tinence" or "sustinence" is extremely racist and should be avoided.

Jeff: tinence
Luke: Okay man, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?

tinence by Domemistysamala December 27, 2023

Apps-tinence 

When a couple's sex life ends because one or more members has just gotten an iPhone.

I need to get laid, every since my girlfriend got her new iphone we have been practicing apps-tinence.

Apps-tinence by mj19852012 January 17, 2012

Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge 

A solemn promise to refrain from Absinthe ingestion to prevent the ear-severing, cubo-witticisms (or worse) that would inherently bloom. It is vowed as follows:

"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”

After completing the Absinthe ritual several times over with newly-made friends from Argentina, Quebec City and Gainesville, Florida (state your name) shot to his feet and bolted toward the waterfront and a club on the pier of beautiful Barcelona, in search of adventure. Little did he realise, he would end up having his balls grabbed by that dirty Spaniard Frank, leaning in for a kiss or something, all after inviting (state your name) back to his apartment to wait for his "hot journalist friends in little skirts" that didn't end up meeting him at the club. Waking up at his hostel late in the afternoon, (state your name)'s face was pale green-opalescent white like the colour of Absinthe mixed with water.

In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.

Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge by Blair Larratt November 19, 2007

Tirence 

God's blessing, a truly amazing friend, never selfish, always makes people laugh, the best hug even when you don't need one, a friend that goes beyond expectations, handsome, makes you love him without trying, everything a girl could want.

I love you tirence ;)

Tirence by snickers lala September 2, 2009

pain-tience 

the capacity to accept or tolerate physical or emotional suffering or discomfort for extended periods of time without getting angry or upset

It's gon' take a lot of pain-tience to make it out the hood.

pain-tience by pimg October 22, 2020

pay-tience 

Having the ability to hold through thick and thin through the roughest times for a well rewarding payout.

Little Johnny had PAY-tience holding his $gaxy stock and now he's a retired millionaire.

pay-tience by JustforTrading December 8, 2020