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twiderpated 

a state, commonly seen in preteen girls, in which one becomes very excited, hyperactive and giggly. This can happen randomly but is commonly induced by having a crush who likes them back or other silly dramatic things like that.
Cassy just told me that Thomas likes her + now she's all twiderpated and won't shut up.
twiderpated by frostedface September 10, 2007

twidderpated 

Twidderpated; (Verb)to be enthralled or enchanted by a person, place or thing to the point that you will do anything for that item.
My friend bob is so twidderpated with julie that he spends all his time, money and energy trying to win over her affection.
twidderpated by Bryan Wagner February 19, 2008

tinderbate 

The act of masturbating to someone's tinder profile pics or moments.
"So, do you tinderbate to just girls or dudes too?"

"Nah, I'm an equal opportunist."
tinderbate by devilsadvocate9 September 11, 2014

titdderpated 

Titdderpated(verb) Like twidderpated
to be completely enthralled or enchanted by a set of boobs to the point you will do anything to see them
Joe went to the strip club 5 times this week because he is titdderpated.
titdderpated by Penguins on fire March 31, 2008

tinderbate 

To swipe through tinder, masturbating to each boy/girl’s picture
Bro I don’t even watch porn anymore I just tinderbate
tinderbate by TheTinderbater999 June 23, 2018

Twiderpated 

When someone is completely flustered over something very easily understood, or when they just cant seem to grasp the general concept of why some one is doing what they are doing.
Ie. She was all twiderpated when her friends told her that her hair looked awful.
Ie. "Dude shes like 250 in a bikini, im all twiderpated, how'd she get that thing on?"
Twiderpated by Lilmoejane July 12, 2006
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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