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Someone who gets lost a lot, often someone who is also a bit stupid too.
Don't trust that Timtom, he'll never get us there on time.
timtom by DamoDefine June 14, 2016
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When you spell “timtok” on accident, while you actually meant to say tiktok.
guy one: hey im gonan go watch some timtok
guy two: wtf is timtok its tiktok dumbass
timtok by mamawebo May 13, 2021
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"Programmers have many options for almost everything they need to do, which means that any given need can be done in many ways, and finding the one that's right for you, and learning the right way to do it, can take time. TIMTOWDI works both ways."
TIMTOWDI by udmeep July 6, 2009
Portable GPS voice-activated car navigation system.
tomtom, do I turn left or right?
Man, I never would have found this place if it wasn't for my tomtom.
tomtom by J. Symonds June 28, 2006
A utopian locale ruled by fun and snakes. Power-Hours are the main past time.
National Animal- Wonder Pets.
National Anthem- Thunderstruck.
National Curency- Muff
A place of good times and good friends. Kept Real at all times.
"Tbone Sarah and I are headed over to Timtown if you wanna come. Bring some Muff."
Timtown by GentleBen296 December 13, 2008
THE BET MOTHERFUCKER THERE IS. YOU WOULD DIE WITHOUT THIS BITCH. HE MAKES YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOUR INTESTINES WOULD FALL OUT. IF THERE IS NO TITOMI IN YOUR LIFE, YOU ARE MISSING OUT.
I went out with Titomi and he made me laugh so hard, I blew up the place because of my shaet.
titomi by NotVandod April 4, 2022
A fine example of a human being.
TomTom's are often refered to as a person to look up to.
I wish I was TomTom
tomtom by Snowball April 1, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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