tomtom, do I turn left or right?
Man, I never would have found this place if it wasn't for my tomtom.
Man, I never would have found this place if it wasn't for my tomtom.
by J. Symonds June 29, 2006
by Snowball April 01, 2003
by New Codebreakers94 November 05, 2006
1. the general term for a male creature.
2. an expression used to describe total disgust.
3. the worst excuse for a human being.
4. bad liars.
5. a person who uses self-made catch phrases like: "i'm not going to lie." every five miniutes.
6. also the general term for any ho bag guy who will hook up with a girl while he has a girlfriend. see cheater.
2. an expression used to describe total disgust.
3. the worst excuse for a human being.
4. bad liars.
5. a person who uses self-made catch phrases like: "i'm not going to lie." every five miniutes.
6. also the general term for any ho bag guy who will hook up with a girl while he has a girlfriend. see cheater.
1. look at that guy checking us out...what a tomtom.
2. ewww...when that guy threw up it was sooo tomtom.
3. tomtom is a crappy person.
4. well, he said that he had to go get his do because he was flying away. what a tomtom.
5. we were talking and that tomtom kept saying "i'm not going to lie, i'm not going to lie." it was so annoying.
6. yeah he cheated on his girlfreind. fucking tomtom!
2. ewww...when that guy threw up it was sooo tomtom.
3. tomtom is a crappy person.
4. well, he said that he had to go get his do because he was flying away. what a tomtom.
5. we were talking and that tomtom kept saying "i'm not going to lie, i'm not going to lie." it was so annoying.
6. yeah he cheated on his girlfreind. fucking tomtom!
by christine elizabeth September 14, 2006
Time: Late at night.
Destination: Home/Highschool
Reason for trip: Drama
Device used:TomTom
Me - Hey, where are we?
Tom (Driver) - Still in Phoenix
Me - STILL?! Why are we still here?
Tom - The stupid TomTom.
Me - Damn it Tom! The TomTom got us lost!
Destination: Home/Highschool
Reason for trip: Drama
Device used:TomTom
Me - Hey, where are we?
Tom (Driver) - Still in Phoenix
Me - STILL?! Why are we still here?
Tom - The stupid TomTom.
Me - Damn it Tom! The TomTom got us lost!
by onrefni April 20, 2010
A literal Dutch god, who whores on game lore, loves his friends with the intensity of 1000 suns and hugs like a grizzly bear. Tomtom's laugh makes the ground shake and he has golden hair and a beard any mortal would envy. His coin is dank memes.
To catch a Tomtom, lure him with a Big Piece of Chicken. A BIG. PIECE. of CHICKEN.
NEVER call him Tom!
To catch a Tomtom, lure him with a Big Piece of Chicken. A BIG. PIECE. of CHICKEN.
NEVER call him Tom!
Tomtom will never give up on you, no matter what, he is just that kind of lad.
Ever watched Tomtom play Dead Space? That guy is a legend!
Whenever I am sad or anxious, Tomtom always sends me memes to put a smile on my face. He is great, I love him.
Ever watched Tomtom play Dead Space? That guy is a legend!
Whenever I am sad or anxious, Tomtom always sends me memes to put a smile on my face. He is great, I love him.
by ioi0 June 01, 2020