titomi
THE BET MOTHERFUCKER THERE IS. YOU WOULD DIE WITHOUT THIS BITCH. HE MAKES YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOUR INTESTINES WOULD FALL OUT. IF THERE IS NO TITOMI IN YOUR LIFE, YOU ARE MISSING OUT.
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Titoli
He’s the guy who’s the talk of the town.
He’s the top of the west, always cool, he’s the best.
He’s the top of the west, always cool, he’s the best.
That man over there, he is a titoli.
Titoli by Edp44542069 September 9, 2019
titobillies
titobillies by Macktown February 17, 2018
Tihomir
Probably the best man you'll ever know. He is simply a Viking with an amazing Beard and nice manners.
His destiny is to be a Millioner
His destiny is to be a Millioner
Tihomir by BulgarianViking January 8, 2018
titamin
a medicine for girls with more-than-modest breast size that helps to procure growth in that region in order to attract high-quality 40 year olds with ponytails at flaming lips concerts. in context, a titamin is actually a birth control pill.
Person 1: Katie at the party, hookin up with ponytails!
Person 2: She's been majorly P-Trippin since she started taking her titamins.
Person 2: She's been majorly P-Trippin since she started taking her titamins.
titamin by Katie's Dark Fantasy April 27, 2011
titmit
a covering, usually knitted, that covers a single breast. also used as a counter to "cocksock" and "asshat".
can also be used to describe a person's inability to properly pleasure a woman i.e. their massaging of the breast is comparable to the feeling of straight wool, which is uncomfortable.
can also be used to describe a person's inability to properly pleasure a woman i.e. their massaging of the breast is comparable to the feeling of straight wool, which is uncomfortable.
titmit by Sister Lilith Ulnar Thompson June 8, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026