THE BET MOTHERFUCKER THERE IS. YOU WOULD DIE WITHOUT THIS BITCH. HE MAKES YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOUR INTESTINES WOULD FALL OUT. IF THERE IS NO TITOMI IN YOUR LIFE, YOU ARE MISSING OUT.
I went out with Titomi and he made me laugh so hard, I blew up the place because of my shaet.
a medicine for girls with more-than-modest breast size that helps to procure growth in that region in order to attract high-quality 40 year olds with ponytails at flaming lips concerts. in context, a titamin is actually a birth control pill.
Person 1: Katie at the party, hookin up with ponytails!
Person 2: She's been majorly P-Trippin since she started taking her titamins.
a covering, usually knitted, that covers a single breast. also used as a counter to "cocksock" and "asshat".
can also be used to describe a person's inability to properly pleasure a woman i.e. their massaging of the breast is comparable to the feeling of straight wool, which is uncomfortable.