timesicle

stopping time in the same way a rocket pop or creamsicle would freeze.

Steward: jd, will you do me a favor?
Jd: maybe?
Steward: pleeease?
Jd: okay
Steward: freeze time so I don't have to leave?
Jd: ...
Steward: like a popsicle
Jd: like a timesicle

by leannoftrades March 8, 2009

titsicles

when the titties freeze up and become into popsicles DICKs

i got titsicles for lunch

by HAHAAMITSGAY June 21, 2010

timesick

Just like homesick, except it's a longing for a different time than the present.

1) All this homework is making me timesick; I wish we could just go back to kindergarten when our hardest assignment was coloring inside the lines.
2) I'm timesick. I wish I could just fast forward to after graduation.

by LongingForAnotherTime February 14, 2012

timesucker

a person, place or thing that wastes your time without your permission.

"don't answer your phone when he calls, he is a total timesucker."
"she im'd me at midnight and i couldn't get her off. what a timesucker."

by palexs May 17, 2007

titsicle

nipples that are hard due to cold

I walked outside without a jacket and got instant titsicles.

by aznravinrobin October 31, 2005

Tesicles

Testicles shaped like teslas

Rivy: aw man ur tesicles are really cool !!!
almond : leave me alone please.

by that weeb hiding in the closet October 1, 2021

Tiesticles

when you're rolling testicles on tiesto

i'm rollin' tiesticles man

by phil1234565432 August 14, 2007