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Too Much Information For Twitter.

The heinous but common act of publishing not just mundane spam on twitter, but actual personal information none of us want to know.
Girl (via Twitter) ~ "I have a gorgeous new zit that stands solo on my forehead and grows by the hour!! Yesssssssss!!!!"

Friend (via text) ~ "Girl, TMIFT."

Girl (via text) ~ "Hhahhaha, so . . . not funny?"
TMIFT by M-daddy May 25, 2009
Related Words
tiift • TIITUS • Tift • Twifty • tiits • TGIFT • tifted • tifton • tifty • Tiifu
TIFT (Take It From Them) - TIFT is an epic move where a bunch of smoothed brained apes federized the Comex (CME Group) and took all their silver. These OUT OF THE VAULT shouting silverbacks of Reddit WallStreetSilver pulled a capitalism and drained the corrupt bullion banks of all the shiny. It was the only real money they had. Apes did this relentlessly. u/3rdWorldTrillionaire inspired the silverbacks to use the term TIFT (coined by u/troy-ounce-31-103476). Talking trash as they drained the swamp the apes would say "Keep bleeding ounces you bankrupt M'fukkerz !" and "TIFT!"

It should be noted that the Reddit User 3rdWorldTrillioniare is not the same as the ZeroHedge user under that very pseudonym.
1) Ape1: "Comex has shiny!" Ape2 : "TIFT"

2) Those evil and corrupt banksters have the money. TIFT! Keep bleeding ounces you bankrupt M'fukkerz !

3) A non-ape has shiny. TIFT!
TIFT by PlataMuerta September 21, 2022
That's what I'm fuckin talkin about bro.
Person A: "I'm gonna go have my slampiece make me a sandwich. Then I'm gonna lax later."

Person B: "twiftab."
twiftab by RP738 July 6, 2011

tifftang 

After hooking up with someone, you pretend you are still interested in them only to get them to admit they like you so that you can crush their hearts.
Don't mess with her, that chick will tifftang you.

Yo, she totally just tifftang'd stoop kid.
tifftang by kLaw chyeah October 5, 2009
The universe's size make astrological science extremely tifty.
Tifty by Smarthalf July 1, 2014
TIFT (TAKE IT FROM THEM) - A term used as the WallStreetSilver silverbacks Federized the Comex and took all the silver. It was the only money the bullion banks had.
1) Ape1: "Comex has some shiny left!" Ape2: "Keep bleeding ounces you bankrupt M'fukkerz !" Ape3: "TIFT!"

2) A non-ape has silver! TIFT!

3) That pussy ass j-pee-pee has some silver. TIFT!
TIFT by PlataMuerta September 21, 2022
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