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Too Much Information For Twitter.

The heinous but common act of publishing not just mundane spam on twitter, but actual personal information none of us want to know.
Girl (via Twitter) ~ "I have a gorgeous new zit that stands solo on my forehead and grows by the hour!! Yesssssssss!!!!"

Friend (via text) ~ "Girl, TMIFT."

Girl (via text) ~ "Hhahhaha, so . . . not funny?"
TMIFT by M-daddy May 25, 2009
Words you can keep
TIFT (Take It From Them) - TIFT is an epic move where a bunch of smoothed brained apes federized the Comex (CME Group) and took all their silver. These OUT OF THE VAULT shouting silverbacks of Reddit WallStreetSilver pulled a capitalism and drained the corrupt bullion banks of all the shiny. It was the only real money they had. Apes did this relentlessly. u/3rdWorldTrillionaire inspired the silverbacks to use the term TIFT (coined by u/troy-ounce-31-103476). Talking trash as they drained the swamp the apes would say "Keep bleeding ounces you bankrupt M'fukkerz !" and "TIFT!"

It should be noted that the Reddit User 3rdWorldTrillioniare is not the same as the ZeroHedge user under that very pseudonym.
1) Ape1: "Comex has shiny!" Ape2 : "TIFT"

2) Those evil and corrupt banksters have the money. TIFT! Keep bleeding ounces you bankrupt M'fukkerz !

3) A non-ape has shiny. TIFT!
TIFT by PlataMuerta September 21, 2022
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That's what I'm fuckin talkin about bro.
Person A: "I'm gonna go have my slampiece make me a sandwich. Then I'm gonna lax later."

Person B: "twiftab."
twiftab by RP738 July 6, 2011
The universe's size make astrological science extremely tifty.
Tifty by Smarthalf July 1, 2014
TIFT (TAKE IT FROM THEM) - A term used as the WallStreetSilver silverbacks Federized the Comex and took all the silver. It was the only money the bullion banks had.
1) Ape1: "Comex has some shiny left!" Ape2: "Keep bleeding ounces you bankrupt M'fukkerz !" Ape3: "TIFT!"

2) A non-ape has silver! TIFT!

3) That pussy ass j-pee-pee has some silver. TIFT!
TIFT by PlataMuerta September 21, 2022
Take it from them.
Get silver while you can, Tift.
Tift by Troyounce September 21, 2022
A Twifter is another name for a weed-cigarette or Joint. Or a name for the actual weed itself.

Others include:

Bifta

Reefa

Spliff

Joint

Doichy
Now then, do you have any Twifter?

Do you want to go for a Twifter?

Lets have a few off that Twifter

I need some Twifter now

Can't wait to get some Twifter
Twifter by Bradbiss April 20, 2010
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