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Thank God It's Friday Tomorrow

An expression signifying the desparity of the fact that one cannot say TGIF because it is not yet friay.
Guy1: I will kill a puppy if this week goes any slower. TGIFT though.
Guy2: Yeah...
TGIFT by gardisil-itis December 16, 2008
Words you can keep
Thank god it’s Friday tomorrow
“It’s Thursday,” said Dad.
“Right,” said Jayden: “TGIFT”
TGIFT by Perry S January 17, 2019
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Tgifcfwabbtscsamsd means
Thank
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Friday
Cause
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Will

Always
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Better
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Suicide
Days

Its lyrics from the song Migraine by Twenty One Pilots.
A lot of Fangirl/Fanboys/Fandom Members

Like myself use this method of tbif
Tgifcfwabbtscsamsd
Too Much Information For Twitter.

The heinous but common act of publishing not just mundane spam on twitter, but actual personal information none of us want to know.
Girl (via Twitter) ~ "I have a gorgeous new zit that stands solo on my forehead and grows by the hour!! Yesssssssss!!!!"

Friend (via text) ~ "Girl, TMIFT."

Girl (via text) ~ "Hhahhaha, so . . . not funny?"
TMIFT by M-daddy May 25, 2009
TIFT (Take It From Them) - TIFT is an epic move where a bunch of smoothed brained apes federized the Comex (CME Group) and took all their silver. These OUT OF THE VAULT shouting silverbacks of Reddit WallStreetSilver pulled a capitalism and drained the corrupt bullion banks of all the shiny. It was the only real money they had. Apes did this relentlessly. u/3rdWorldTrillionaire inspired the silverbacks to use the term TIFT (coined by u/troy-ounce-31-103476). Talking trash as they drained the swamp the apes would say "Keep bleeding ounces you bankrupt M'fukkerz !" and "TIFT!"

It should be noted that the Reddit User 3rdWorldTrillioniare is not the same as the ZeroHedge user under that very pseudonym.
1) Ape1: "Comex has shiny!" Ape2 : "TIFT"

2) Those evil and corrupt banksters have the money. TIFT! Keep bleeding ounces you bankrupt M'fukkerz !

3) A non-ape has shiny. TIFT!
TIFT by PlataMuerta September 21, 2022
I'm so sick of this work, TGIFF tomorrow.
TGIFF by holydevil January 20, 2009
That's what I'm fuckin talkin about bro.
Person A: "I'm gonna go have my slampiece make me a sandwich. Then I'm gonna lax later."

Person B: "twiftab."
twiftab by RP738 July 6, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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