Twifty 

A twifty is a person in their fifties who acts like they're in their twenties. Some dude who gets high at rock concerts when he should be sitting at home in an armchair watching Masterpiece Theater Classic.

Dude you see that twifty over there?
Yeah?!
Dude, what a twifty.

Twifty by Cool2Snog May 16, 2010

twifty 

'tween forty and fifty

Zac Efron: I guess all my fans aren't tweens
Fred Armisen: Well I'm a twifty.
Zac Efron: A twifty?
Fred Armisen: 'tween forty and fifty

twifty by mojojojo12333 April 22, 2009

Twifty 

The number that lies half way between twenty and fifty...Or thirty five.

Dude, your milf sister is hot. How old is she?
She's twifty.

Dude, you haven't been missing any meals lately. How many lb's you sportin?
Bout two twifty.

Twifty by big cu October 18, 2006

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The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.

The universe began with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000, and so it will end with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000.

The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000 by Schreinn August 16, 2020

Twisty 

Twisty is a great way to start the day!

The lude act of turning the nipples really fast. Or pinching the vagina lips.

Hey stop giving me a twisty!

Dude her lips are loose from all those twisty's.

Twisty by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 2, 2020

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When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy

Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy by DefNotBrodyB February 27, 2022

Poo Twisty 

A twisted piece of toilet paper that is twisted inside the bumhole to remove poo.

Often seen of the floor of public toilets.

I walked into the bogs and low and behold there was a poo twisty discarded on the floor.

Poo Twisty by PooTwisty October 28, 2019

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023