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The universe's size make astrological science extremely tifty.
Tifty by Smarthalf July 1, 2014
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The way socially inept people spell tfti.
Zack: That party was great!
KnapDawg: Tifty!
Everyone: What the hell-?

bumberhooten tittyknucles

english word for bread but most people say bread
mom can you go and buy me bumberhooten tittyknuckles
bumberhooten tittyknucles is bread

joe titty 

A skilled trades apprentice who is always clinging to the journeyman and sucking off the titty.
That Daman is a real Joe Titty.
joe titty by JoeTitty November 17, 2016

Titty Bungus 

The crusty residue left around a female nipple from milk if not wiped properly.
Billy: "Hey dude, you going to suck on Sarah's big tits tonight?"

Joe: "No way man, I heard she has titty bungus."
Titty Bungus by blitznbonzo33 December 18, 2011

Ceiling Titty

A lighting fixture on ones ceiling that resembles a women's breast.
Bro, your ceiling titty is turning me on.
Word of the Day on June 27, 2024

tifrybfwnsfbwytmotmfswytdwrabfb 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you to me of the mother fucking schedule with your triffiling dirty white racist big fat bitch
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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