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TIFT (Take It From Them) - TIFT is an epic move where a bunch of smoothed brained apes federized the Comex (CME Group) and took all their silver. These OUT OF THE VAULT shouting silverbacks of Reddit WallStreetSilver pulled a capitalism and drained the corrupt bullion banks of all the shiny. It was the only real money they had. Apes did this relentlessly. u/3rdWorldTrillionaire inspired the silverbacks to use the term TIFT (coined by u/troy-ounce-31-103476). Talking trash as they drained the swamp the apes would say "Keep bleeding ounces you bankrupt M'fukkerz !" and "TIFT!"

It should be noted that the Reddit User 3rdWorldTrillioniare is not the same as the ZeroHedge user under that very pseudonym.
1) Ape1: "Comex has shiny!" Ape2 : "TIFT"

2) Those evil and corrupt banksters have the money. TIFT! Keep bleeding ounces you bankrupt M'fukkerz !

3) A non-ape has shiny. TIFT!
TIFT by PlataMuerta September 21, 2022
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TIFT (TAKE IT FROM THEM) - A term used as the WallStreetSilver silverbacks Federized the Comex and took all the silver. It was the only money the bullion banks had.
1) Ape1: "Comex has some shiny left!" Ape2: "Keep bleeding ounces you bankrupt M'fukkerz !" Ape3: "TIFT!"

2) A non-ape has silver! TIFT!

3) That pussy ass j-pee-pee has some silver. TIFT!
TIFT by PlataMuerta September 21, 2022
Related Words
Tift • tifted • tifton • tifty • Tift Tear • tiftazany • Tiften • tifter • tiftfu • TIFTFY
Take it from them.
Get silver while you can, Tift.
Tift by Troyounce September 21, 2022
Noun 1: Tift, the god of this world. No person can be Tift except the real Little Man Tift. When he dies the world dies with him.

Noun 2: A feeling of pure happiness, tranquility, or anything positive.

Adjective: To describe a good experience far more than any normal good experience.
Noun 1 Ex. : “Tift is my god, praise the mighty Tift”

Noun 2 Ex. : “Live Laugh Love? No. Tift Tift Tift.”

Adjective Ex. : “The best day of my life can only be described as Tift”
Tift by Follower of Tift February 19, 2022

Tift Tear 

When you are shaving your pubes with a razor blade and accidentally cut the skin under the penis shaft where is connects to the top of ball sack
Get me some liquid bandage, I just caused a tift tear
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The universe's size make astrological science extremely tifty.
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The billboard capital of the world.

Tifton also claims to be the capital of everything in the world, including turf grass and reading.
Guy 1: Dude, lets go to Tifton
Guy 2: Fuck that, lets go to a place with real bars and night clubs
Tifton by 666Blue666Devil666 March 31, 2009
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