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Tiddlywank 

A penis of small size and girth.
Phil: Well, show me your schlong, Dan.
Dan: OK ;)
Phil: Wow, that is one tiddlywank you have there!
Tiddlywank by Diddly-dong April 16, 2015

tiddlefart

One word that describes all words
She was so fine, she was a tiddlefart
tiddlefart by JJowe November 18, 2017

Toddlewash 

Sexual attraction to watching bathing children
That guy isn’t just a paedo he like to toddlewash
Toddlewash by Smonk February 10, 2020

tiddlewap 

To have big gay hair and make up stupid words that annoy people.
Guy:I tiddlewap all the time
Girl: Shut up Gay Hair
tiddlewap by Sheepwad April 13, 2005

tidlewaving

when two people sit in a bath, one of the recipients shits onto the surface of the water and using a wave like motions guides the log into the others mouth without the shit sinking. if the shit sinks it must be removed from the bath by drinking all the bathwater over a period of days
lets get in the bath for some tidlewaving
tidlewaving by Big Ant May 24, 2006

Toddlewand 

(N) Toddler, Young child

Younger person in a relationship
1. Daniella's such a cougar, she likes that toddlewand over there.

2. That is the cutest toddlewand I've ever seen!

3. Bianca's dating a toddlewand!
Toddlewand by itsbritbaby96 February 19, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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