Toddlewand

(N) Toddler, Young child

Younger person in a relationship

1. Daniella's such a cougar, she likes that toddlewand over there.

2. That is the cutest toddlewand I've ever seen!

3. Bianca's dating a toddlewand!

Toddlewand by itsbritbaby96 February 19, 2011

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ToddleWoddler

Someone who is small and waddles to locations.

Liam is a ToddleWoddler

ToddleWoddler by JuiceBarBC March 21, 2021

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Toddlewand • Toddlerance • Toddlewash • ToddleWoddler

Toddlerance

Having the alcohol tolerance of a toddler.

Meredith showed her toddlerance when she got drunk off of three sips of a beer.

Toddlerance by Dmbgirl75 January 24, 2019

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Toddlewash

Sexual attraction to watching bathing children

That guy isn’t just a paedo he like to toddlewash

Toddlewash by Smonk February 10, 2020

breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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