Toddlewand 

(N) Toddler, Young child

Younger person in a relationship

1. Daniella's such a cougar, she likes that toddlewand over there.

2. That is the cutest toddlewand I've ever seen!

3. Bianca's dating a toddlewand!

Toddlewand by itsbritbaby96 February 19, 2011

ToddleWoddler 

Someone who is small and waddles to locations.

Liam is a ToddleWoddler

ToddleWoddler by JuiceBarBC March 21, 2021

Toddlerance 

Having the alcohol tolerance of a toddler.

Meredith showed her toddlerance when she got drunk off of three sips of a beer.

Toddlerance by Dmbgirl75 January 24, 2019

Toddlewash 

Sexual attraction to watching bathing children

That guy isn’t just a paedo he like to toddlewash

Toddlewash by Smonk February 10, 2020