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thwaps

Crude definition of the female mammory glands. Its origina is close to that of "Baps" which means the same thing.

Pronounced "th-waps"

Most often used when trying to exemplify how huge or great they are. So baps would be on one level but if desribed as "thwaps" it takes extra tongue dexterity to pronounce thus more effort thus ramming home the fact that these breasts were far out of this world.
The thwaps on that chick are huge.
by Track7 May 13, 2005
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A lewd and cruel act of revenge in which penis owner removes a snapple (usually diet) from a shelf or refrigerator of somebody who has wronged them, open it (hearing the snap) pour out approximately half of the beverage, and film themselves filling the container with their own urine. they will then thwap their penis against the container for a few minutes, and end the filming process by panning the camera to a hand written note with the target's full name and date written on it.

They then heat the container in the microwave until it is near boiling temperature, and replace the lid. As the liquid cools in the sealed container, the remaining gas and liquid will contract, causing suction which will snap the lid back down, to make it appear as though the container has not been tampered with. The container will be returned.

After the beverage has certainly been consumed, the video will be sent to the target from a burner phone, in a message saying something like "this was a thwapple, not a diet snapple."

(Note, diet snapple is traditionally used because it both masks the taste of urine better, and because people who drink them tend to be horrible.)
"So, Billy got arrested. He told me he gave his boss a thwapple. He said he pissed in her drink, sealed it, hit his junk on it, then sent her a video of it after she drank it. She recognized the shape of his penis, and called the cops. He is basically fucked now, but that shit was hilarious."
by AlexKay245 October 8, 2019
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the sound that occours when Tony Danza gives you a giant cock slap on your forhead
THWAP! you just got owned by tony danza
by american_jesus June 18, 2004
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