Thwap

To rub or whack your girlfriend in the face with your penis. Preferably done unexpectedly and while an erection is present. A great way to wake them up!

Cousin of the dutch oven.

penis: thwap!

annoyed girlfriend: "why do you have to be so strange?"

by Josh V February 09, 2008

Thwap

1. Noun
A hit from a vape

2. Verb
To cause a potent nicotine buzz

1. "Hey, man, can I get a thwap?"

2. "Damn bro, this thing thwaps!"

by GregoryAlanMaddux February 06, 2020

Thwap

to be hit upside the head by another chater

on mirc /me thwaps your momma

by fondlemypeniswothyouresphougus April 21, 2003

Thwap

To hit or slap someone with just your pointer finger.

The rules of the Thwap are:
A) A Thwap is performed as a joke
B) You dont Thwap someone you dont know..Ever
C) A Thwap is only a Thwap when saying "Thwap" as you Thwap... Got it?

Today I got a Thwap from my best friend because she wouldn't give me half her pop tart.

by k.me.le July 22, 2011

Thwap

To beat someone severialy with the first thing you can find

O shit nigga, you jsut got thwapped by that brick
Damn son, That chink layed the thwapping on you with that broom handle

by bob gada April 25, 2004

Thwap

Noise emitted from semen dripping off a gay mans forehead after being smacked with an ejaculating penis.

After Adam poured his man love all over Steve's face, the loud thwap echoed through the hallways after the semen hit the floor.

by Shadows A tNight March 21, 2006

Thwap

The pristine sound of a perfectly executed beer pong shot in which the ball hits the water and the cup simultaneously, and as a result the opposition is unremorsefully splashed in the face.

As you release your shot..."Thwap!"

"I just thwapped that shit in your face nukka"

by Brooklyn House May 21, 2008