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do 

to have sexual intercourse

I am going to do you

do by (****()) September 5, 2022

pp 

1. A man's penis
2. A bird's primaries (wingtips)
3. Used when referencing multiple pages

1. My pp started throbbing when a hot chick walked by
2. A Hammond's Flycatcher has longer pp than a Dusky Flycatcher
3. Chapter 12 (pp. 122-137) of the book explains proper masturbation techniques

pp by (****()) August 30, 2022

Thirsty 

NOT a synonym for horny.....
Thirsty means desperate for sex
Horny means in the mood for sex

I'm thirsty

Thirsty by (****()) August 25, 2022

Indecent exposure 

To publicly expose a reproductive organ

I was at the park and a bee flew up my pants so I got scared took my pants off but then a kid saw me and I got charged with indecent exposure

Indecent exposure by (****()) August 25, 2022

Lifer

1. Someone who is sentenced to life in prison
2. When a birder sees a bird they've never seen before

1. He murdered his whole family so now he's a lifer
2. I just saw a Red-throated Loon, it was a lifer!

Lifer by (****()) August 25, 2022

Crack open a cold one 

1. To open a cold beer
2. To crack open a cold coffin and fuck the corpse inside

1. It's been such a stressful day I can't wait to get home and crack open a cold one
2. I'm so fuckin horny right now I would even crack open a cold one

Crack open a cold one by (****()) August 23, 2022

wanker 

one who wanks

that guy is a wanker

wanker by (****()) August 21, 2022