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thwapple

A lewd and cruel act of revenge in which penis owner removes a snapple (usually diet) from a shelf or refrigerator of somebody who has wronged them, open it (hearing the snap) pour out approximately half of the beverage, and film themselves filling the container with their own urine. they will then thwap their penis against the container for a few minutes, and end the filming process by panning the camera to a hand written note with the target's full name and date written on it.

They then heat the container in the microwave until it is near boiling temperature, and replace the lid. As the liquid cools in the sealed container, the remaining gas and liquid will contract, causing suction which will snap the lid back down, to make it appear as though the container has not been tampered with. The container will be returned.

After the beverage has certainly been consumed, the video will be sent to the target from a burner phone, in a message saying something like "this was a thwapple, not a diet snapple."

(Note, diet snapple is traditionally used because it both masks the taste of urine better, and because people who drink them tend to be horrible.)
"So, Billy got arrested. He told me he gave his boss a thwapple. He said he pissed in her drink, sealed it, hit his junk on it, then sent her a video of it after she drank it. She recognized the shape of his penis, and called the cops. He is basically fucked now, but that shit was hilarious."
by AlexKay245 October 8, 2019
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TWAPPLE

Means to tackle hug someone or to replace a bad word in cussing like (mother fucker ) =

( mother twapple )
1. Imma go twapple her after school .
2. You mother twapple !!!!
by TurttleLover2007 April 20, 2018
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Twapple

Don't let me call Twapple on yo ass
by Twapple March 25, 2010
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Thrappler

Somebody who's idea of a good time is to exercise their gag reflex by ramming large cocks down their throat.
Check the state of that mad thrappler, he's flinging that disco banger down his throat like a runaway train.
by Splocious February 10, 2019
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thrapple

The act of having a very quick vigourous wank.
A really fit bird came in the office today. It gave me the horn so I had to shoot to the toilet for a thrapple!
by Robg147 March 18, 2008
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theapple_people

"Apple in the attic. Apple in the hall. Apple in summer. Apple in fall. Apple makes you healthy. Apple makes you tall. I want some Apples. I will eat them all!”
theapple_people
by THE APPLE KING May 16, 2021
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TheApplebone64

A sweet wholesome VTuber. Genuine, kind, and has curated a lovely audience. Tries his best and makes everyone smile. Enjoys playing games with friends.
Have you seen TheApplebone64's latest stream? He was so funny!
by cervinayyy February 7, 2024
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