thurion 

the best damn boyfriend you can ever have. he is nice, handsome, and the sexiest man you can have he cares for you and loves you but doesn't show it until you show him.

person 1" man he is so sexy."
person 2" that's tj/thurion."

thurion by boris the wolf January 4, 2019

Strom Thurmond 

Stephen Lynch explains it best:
"He's about a thousand years old, republican senator from the deep south... He's a racist. Then when he died, we heard he had fathered like fifteen black children."

"Thomas Jefferson. Hugh Grant. David Bowie. STROM THURMOND! STROM THURMOND!"

Strom Thurmond by Yournumber1 August 16, 2008

strom thurmond 

Man who Trent Lott said that if he been president in 1948, we wouldn't have all these problems.

strom thurmond by Anonymous February 2, 2003

strom thurmond 

(verb):secretly performing a sexual act with a member of another race while outwardly condemning such an act

Do you think Tucker is going to strom thurmond Tamika tonight after he goes to the confederate rally at the state house?

racism south carolina sex bigotry hypocrisy segregation

strom thurmond by Billingsley Kipling Cooper III April 14, 2010

Thuringian Tower 

The Thuringian Tower is a complex sex act performed by three people, two women and one man.

In it's simplest form the Thuringian Tower involves a very strong very German man standing upright with his legs shoulder width apart (important for the balance). He is holding and performing oral sex on the middle woman who is a bit less strong but still very German. While being held, she is sitting on the man's shoulders and her legs are wrapped around the neck/back area of the man. On top of her is the second woman. She must be small but can be of any nationality. She is on the shoulders of the middle woman also receiving oral sex. Simultaneous to receiving cunnilingus from the woman beneath her, the top woman is happily eating a Thuringian Bratwurst with spicy mustard.

The sex act is complete when the woman on top finishes the Bratwurst.

Dude! I went to visit my friend in Altenburg yesterday. When I arrived she was at the top of a Thuringian Tower! She couldn't finish the Bratwurst so she tossed it down to me and I ate it. The other two people involved were super annoyed with her.

Thuringian Tower by Jinonice Library Man August 13, 2022

Therion 

(n.)
The pioneers of symphonic metal
Started in the late '80s as a death metal band from Sweden.
They experimented with symphonies and choirs in the early '90s in their songs with fantastic results that they created the first death metal album heavily influenced with symphonies/choirs, the album is called "Theli" and anyone who has appreciation with music should buy it as soon as they get a chance.
Therion is made up of 4 Swedes: a drummer, bass guitarist, and 2 guitarists; they hire choirs & opera singers for studio and live performances.
They are extremely talented, the band members and their singers/choirs, and the great thing about them is that they don't shove their skill right into your face 24/7 (see Dragonforce).
Their lyrics are usually about the occult; the singing are trade-offs between a person using deathgrunts, fast-singing choir, and other voices.

If you like listening to bands like Nightwish & Dimmu Borgir, you'll love Therion.

"Theli" and "Secret of the Runes" are must buys.

If God made a band, it would be Therion.

Therion by RROMM October 1, 2007

Strom Thurmond 

A dead guy who once hit on my government teacher in an elevator.

My Gov't Teacher: Hi.
Strom Thurmond: What's your name?
My Gov't Teacher: Jeannie.
Strom Thurmond: You are one fine piece of woman.

Strom Thurmond by someone amazing March 3, 2005