throbs

a person who goes on various chat-rooms and instigates all participants until s/he is ultimately banned from that website, then s/he makes a new account and starts over

He is such a throbs that he was thrown out of the chatroom in one hour!!

by Janethrobs May 29, 2008

Throbs

When something hypes you up like crazy.

Oh shit he just dunked. That shit throbs!

by chill room gang September 19, 2019

Total throbs

Having an intense affinity or great affection for someone or something. Can also mean thinking someone is cute or hot.

She’s total throbs for him.

I have total throbs for new whips!

That couple is total throbs.

by Star Kat December 15, 2024

Golf Throb

Some people have 'heart throbs' but golf enthusiasts have Golf Throbs. A Golf Throb is sought out by those who have great and sometimes scary admiration/infatuation with a single person over their golfing ability. This infatuation can lead to sexual fantasies and instant erections are known to happen when in their Golf Throbs presence.

Bernard after watching Chandler tee off - "Did you see how far he hit that ball? That was 400 yards! Now excuse me while I go tend to my 3-Wood while thinking about my new Golf Throb."

by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 June 11, 2015

Throb Johnson

Nickname for the 36th President of the United States. He received this nickname after his wife revealed his high sex drive and constantly throbbing penis. She was quoted saying he had to be drained 5-7 times a day. Orally and vaginally.

Dean: What’s up with Brenda?

Charlie: She can’t handle me. I’m just like Throb Johnson. Always needing a suck.

Dean: Damn man.

by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

throb-on

The throbbing feeling a woman feels in her clitoris when she is aroused. The female version of a hard-on.

We got each other so worked up last night - I had a massive throb-on.

by Thanks, Wrongland... April 12, 2008

Gooch Throb

Gooch Throb is a condition that results from extreme excitement whereby the male's gooch becomes swollen and red, and a slight throbbing can be felt internally in the region of the gooch.

Gooch throb is not sexual excitement which would result in an erection (see boner or hard on) it is only possible to have Gooch throb in a non-sexual situation.

Z Dawg: Hey dude I am sooooo excited about game-a-palooza II tomorrow that my freakin' Gooch is throbbing

Captain Spanky: Whoa Dude, you need to calm down, it sounds like you've got a bad case of Gooch Throb!

by The Padre October 22, 2009