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Threenager
My kid just left the house in mismatched/stained clothes and 17 bracelets because she's a threenager and I have more important fights to pick.
Threenager by MyDadWasRightAllAlong July 6, 2015
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Halo Threetianity
A religion, such as Christianity, that is practiced every holy day, involving all Halo 3 Xbox Live subscribers. Holy Days are every night, from 6:00 PM-6:00 AM.
Person A: I celebrate Christianity, therefore my favorite day is December 25th.
Person B: Well I celebrate Halo Threetianity, and our holiday is September 25th.
Person B: Well I celebrate Halo Threetianity, and our holiday is September 25th.
Halo Threetianity by Rajbeer October 19, 2007
Threenis
An emoticon that resembles a penis, but has a three at the end. More potent and deadly than your garden-variety penis.
Threenis by Raw Threenis May 6, 2009
thresia
The girl that is just everything u want. She has a beautiful face and mind even great personality. She is smart n funny,caring and sweet,energetic and cutee. She is talented. She can make the most boring situation into one of the best happiest moment in your life,filled with inside jokes and hyperness. The type of girl that you want to keep close and never let go. She's the type of girl you'd really want to spend the rest of your life of.
I'm so in love with Thresia
thresia by Everythingaboutyouuu November 23, 2021
Threenis
Three conjoined phalluses located in the pelvic cavity, directly above the the testes. Contrary to popular belief, there is no "factor tree", I.E. hydra rules do not apply.
Yo man, my bro johnny has the craziest threenis setup in his jeans. The ladies have to watch out for him.
Threenis by call of duty: black cocks July 21, 2011
Threenager
Threenager by Blogfeedser January 18, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.