Urban Dictionary: Threenager

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Three year old child spouting attitude like a spoiled teenage.

My kid just left the house in mismatched/stained clothes and 17 bracelets because she's a threenager and I have more important fights to pick.

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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020

Someone in his thirties acting like a teenager and rejecting the responsibilities of adulthood.

Over 30, no wife, no kids, no mortgage, playing computer games all night... You're a threenager!

by Blogfeedser October 07, 2008