Three conjoined phalluses located in the pelvic cavity, directly above the the testes. Contrary to popular belief, there is no "factor tree", I.E. hydra rules do not apply.

Yo man, my bro johnny has the craziest threenis setup in his jeans. The ladies have to watch out for him.

Threenis by call of duty: black cocks July 21, 2011

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Threenis

The nickname given to someone who performs three blow jobs on three different guys in the span of a weekend.

"Hey Threenis, how was your weekend?"

Threenis by J Bigs July 20, 2008

treenis

Huge penis that can be mistaken for a tree, the kind of thing you see in modern porn. A penis so big you wonder how any mortal woman can take it.

Holy shit! That thing is huge! If your girl can take a treenis like that, she's ruined forever.

treenis by alfalfa31 July 27, 2009

treenis

A tree that is shaped like a penis. Usually on a slight slope or hill with a curve at the base, giving the image of a treerection.

See also: cuntree

"Now, I'm just gonna stick this treenis into this cuntree and make a lean-to shelter!"

treenis by Drewboy64 August 7, 2007

Treenis

Large penis

Dave pulled out his member. Man that thing was like a tree. He had a treenis

Treenis by Gber April 22, 2018

treenis

Ok this is one my friends made up. A treenis is a drawing of a penis with leaves at the top so fags and parents won't think that it's a penis, instead they think it's a tree!

Guy one: (drawing a penis on my friends shirt) LOOK A PENIS!

My friend: MY MOM'LL KILL ME IF SHE SEES THAT! i won't be able to wear that shirt!

Guy 1: No problem! (draws leaves at the top to make it look like a coconut tree) IT'S A TREENIS!

treenis by Desiree A. December 16, 2005

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026