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Johnny Threechord 

Another name for Jimmy Buffett. He plays three chords on his guitar and every one of his songs sounds the same but he capitalized on a niche market so he still makes money. He is not that talented but the man knows how to make cash...
Guy 1: Jimmy Buffett is not that talented.
Guy 2: I know, but he is Johnny Threechord so he still makes bank.
Johnny Threechord by ZetaPhi1012 August 11, 2010

threemorrow 

The day after tomorrow.
I'm busy so I can't go tomorrow, can we do it threemorrow?
threemorrow by kpatz January 23, 2009

Threenis 

An emoticon that resembles a penis, but has a three at the end. More potent and deadly than your garden-variety penis.
Hmm. That's quite a threenis.
Threenis by Raw Threenis May 6, 2009

Threescore 

A score is 20. Threescore is 60. Traditionally people were allotted "threescore years and ten" of life, i.e. 3 × 20 + 10 = 70 years.
He lived to be threescore and twelve. Overrunning his allotment by two years.
Threescore by SSSLiPkid August 12, 2016
A senior citizen who does the exact actions a teenager does.
"I wish that Teenior would put that cell phone down & pay attention."
Teenior by SEGApwnsNintendo January 1, 2010

Threemorrow 

A short way to say the day after tomorrow
We’ll get food threemorrow
Threemorrow by Tomdatrain May 3, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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