three balls

Markiplier's rare condition.

Person one:Wow did you hear of that guys who has three balls???
Horny girl:Yea I'd like him to fuck me
Person one:WTF

by LIFESUCKSGETOVERIT December 14, 2016

Three Balls Deep

When three guys share the front seat in a single cab truck.

Troy, Shane and Dustin sat three balls deep on the way to Starbucks.

by AyPotter November 11, 2012

Mr Three Balls

A man / boy who, upon hearing you tell of an achievement or tale, will always claim to have done the same but bigger, better, or faster than you.

"I built this huge joint last night. We used almost a whole pack of papers!"
"oh yeah, well i built one, like, last year. At, like, my cousins house, who you don't know, and we used, like, two packs of papers!"
"Yeah. Sure thing, Mr Three Balls."

by Jack McFarlane May 14, 2007

Three Big Balls

Three Big Balls (noun): A satirical, 2-minute-long hip-hop song published by DigBarGayRaps on YouTube. Assumes the perspective of a male narrator, describing the events of him partaking in homosexual intercourse. Also commonly referred to as "Four Big Guys".

Yes, Sir. Big dick, big dick. Big ol' dick, dick. Three big balls, look like we playing tennis. He got a big dick, I think his name Dennis. I jerk his dick until that nigga finish, his dick big and green, it taste just like spinach. Dudes! Dudes! I love when they send me all the nudes. Had to make him nut 'cause his balls were blue. He din't have a clue! He slide in and out my ass just like he's cleaning out gutters. Dick bigger than a stick of butter. Saw that big dick swinging up in the motherfucking hallway. He like me and my friends, 'cause we're all gay! We like dick. I like his ass, 'cause it's thick. He 'gon fuck my butt 'till I shit, and dick is dry, so I spit on the tip. Four big guys, and they bust on my eyes. They eat my ass just like apple pie. If they keep fucking me like this, I might just die. They pipe my booty 'till I cry. He licked my dick and the cum start drippin'. I took a bite out his ass, it taste like lemon pepper chicken!"

by Vortexgunner December 11, 2021

Two balls for three bills

Two, One eighth of an ounce, or 3.5 gram clear plastic baggies of cocaine that are tied shut with a knot (see llello; yayo).

I am currently selling 8-balls, at a reduced price, "Two Balls for three bills" .

by big n.s. January 20, 2009

three-ball voice

Someone with a very deep voice.

You want to hear someone with a three-ball voice? Check out James Earl Jones as Darth Vader!

by Mexilicious March 6, 2008

Three Ball Monty

A game which can be played using your dong and balls.It involves pinching the skin over your unit to match your balls.The trick is to have someone guess which one isn't a ball.A great game for your wife or girlfriend , or a co-worker who you think is a total douche.

Copsey was on a winning streak last night,while playing Three Ball Monty, clearly identifying my frank from the beans.Don't challenge the master he can sniff cock out like a drug sniffing canine.

by Rick Ling the DubTown Menace October 23, 2008