treeball 

hairy ball that falls from a coconut or palm tree. white milky inside. hurts when it hits you. treeballs kill more people than sharks, but less people than boring speeches. people drink treeballs as a substitute to milk. they also use treeball shells as bowls, shovels or cups for football.

thanks to my treeball cup, my balls are okay.

my cousin dick got hit on the head and nudered by a treeball.

treeballs are kept high in the tree.

wow, what big treeballs!

treeball by andrew104 June 5, 2012

teeball 

Def. 1: Used to describe something particularly easy, generally a task.
Def.2: Used to describe someone of the opposite sex, particularly in how easy it will be to pick that person up. A sure thing.

origin: beginner's little league game of the same name, where the degree of difficulty in hitting a baseball is reduced by placing it on a tee for the child to hit.

"I know the guy who runs that place, so getting our friends in should be teeball tonight."

"See that drunk chick over there? Total teeball."

teeball by Mr. Dyche August 16, 2006

treefaller 

1. Someone who falls out of a tree
2. Someone who breaks a branch and crashes to the ground.

3. A cool person

If you are ever in a tree, relaxing and then you fall off, you are a treefaller.

If you are getting out of a tree and then you get down through a branch and it breaks and you fall.

treefaller by purplepigeon27 March 9, 2011

Sex Teeball 

A baseball metaphor (along the lines of getting to the plate, to 1st base, to 2nd base... etceteria) for a member of the opposite sex that obviously desires coitus but will not make the first move. He/she is just sitting there and all you have to do is "make contact" and the deal is closed i.e. home run.

Those girls so wanted it and were so into us, it was like sex teeball in there.

Sex Teeball by Fawesome80 June 18, 2010

teeball 

A sex position that involves three homosexual males where a fun, kiddy recreation sport is recreated for orgasmic pleasure.

Male A lies on the floor with a hard-on (the tee)

Male B crouches over Male A, gently resting his balls on the tip of Male A's penis (the ball)

Male C kneels down next to Males A and B and proceeds to swing his penis in order to make contact with Male B's balls. (the bat)

Jim meets his homosexual friends for coffee at Starbucks.

Jim says, "Hey fellas, I'm feeling particularly horny tonight. Let's play teeball."

teeball by raccoonkinggallet February 28, 2010

shad your teeballs 

Another way of saying "shut the hell up"; originated in La Cañada, CA.

Can be truncated to "shad" if desired.

Sean: "Double Bacon Cheeseburger? I'd hit that."
Chris: "Sean, shad your teeballs."

shad your teeballs by charker September 8, 2005

Treball 

Fingering a girl with three of your fingers (middle, ring, pinky)

"Treball all the way to California"
"Aye, my man Bk! "

Treball by notarealypersob April 30, 2014