thorsty

when you are really thirsty and you pronounce the word "thirsty" like the mocking spongebob meme.

me at 2 am crab-walking out of my room in search for a drink:

"THORSTY.....ThOrStY"

by amb0723 July 23, 2017

Thorsty

Describes someone who is thirsty for Thor.

Damn, have you seen the new Marvel Movie? Thor looks so smokin, I’m Thorsty for that man.

by Lukodoesntgiveashit August 12, 2018

Cock Thirsty

Adjective,
Having an insationable thirst for the cock, and/or the fluids from said cock. Good discriptor to add to insults.

Megan was a total cock thirsty cum dumpster, no, is a total cock thirsty cum dumpster.

by Corey B. May 31, 2006

thirsty nigga

A male that unsuccessfully attempts to hit on alot of girls for the sole purpose of having sex with them, but most of the time they are rejected and labeled as "thirsty niggas"

-"this guy is always trying to hit on me!"
-"what a thirsty nigga"

by tookyogirl November 12, 2013

thirsty hoe

A girl who comments heart emojis under every hot guys picture.

A girl who is constantly out for a boyfriend just so she can say she has one.

*Hot guy on instagram* "Oh my god youre soooo hot!"

"Damn, someones being a thirsty hoe."

by Katt Hagins May 16, 2016

thirstyboy

A nerdy, likely virgin male, often found in a Twitch chatroom, giving compliments and donating large sums of money to attractive female streamers (or in some case male streamers) in hopes that the streamer will acknowledge them out of excitement, since this is the only sort of remotely sexual or even friendly interaction they are capable of receiving in their unfortunate lives.

Alpha Male 1: "Did you see some thirstyboy donated $5000 to Kaceytron?"
Alpha Male 2: "Yeah she makes a pretty good living off those thirstyboys' donations."

by whitegoose May 30, 2014

These pretzels are making me thirsty

General expression of irritation

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!

by Genku July 29, 2003